
Character Analysis
Sitwell
Played by Sitwell
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
2.3
11
7.1
7.0
Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Sitwell
Sorry that my son couldn't be here- Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [Laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
White power! Better yet, maybe we can play ball on Saturday.
One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. I always carry a spare. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.
You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. [Bleeps] you. And I accepted.
It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices.
All Jokes — 11 total
Sorry that my son couldn't be here- Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [Laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
You know, Sudden Valley conjures up the image of a sinkhole, no? I told that to Dad. I told that to my dad. I'm thinking- Paradise Gardens. [Wind Whistling] I swear to God, I have that written-
That's great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? I mean, come on! Where's your decen- What the hell just fell off your face?
One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. I always carry a spare. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.
You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. [Bleeps] you. And I accepted.
White power! Better yet, maybe we can play ball on Saturday.
After that list of ideas you gave me, I don't care if you blow the whole season. Come here, you.
It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices.
Uh, wait, three-year-old? You said it was 37 years ago. Oh, yeah, right. Hey, we should do something for your 40th next week.
Be gentle, she's almost 40!
Never seen a CEO cry like that before, except at his sentencing.