Tests and Breasts

Students:Students laughing hysterically at health education film about 'hair growth in the genital area'

Student:Student comparing female reproductive diagram to something from outer space

Mr. Fredricks · Sam:Mr. Fredricks threatening Sam about getting 'the clap' for not paying attention

Students:Student correcting 'it jumped out of his stomach' to 'it jumped out of his chest'

Mr. Fredricks · Sam:Mr. Fredricks sarcastically calling Sam 'Dr. Love' for disrupting class

Sam · Mr. Fredricks:Sam completely unable to identify ovaries on diagram

Mr. Fredricks:Game show buzzer sound effect followed by 'Cervix says no'

Sam:Sam admitting 'I don't know' when asked to identify vagina

Students · Mr. Fredricks:'Dr. Love' callback when Sam returns to seat

Sam:Sam's consolation: 'At least I didn't get head lice'

Mr. Rosso:Mr. Rosso's excessively casual 'Peace, brother' to student

Mr. Rosso:Mr. Rosso saying 'Rock on, Kirby' with finger gesture

Daniel · Kowchevski:Daniel claiming he doesn't ride the bus when teacher uses bus metaphor

Jocks · Geeks:Jocks laughing at dirty joke that geeks don't understand

Neal:Neal declaring 'I don't really like jokes. I don't think they're funny.'

Jock · Sam:'WOULD YOU AUTOGRAPH MY GENITALS?' - another jock mocking Sam

Daniel:Daniel saying 'I get these weird urges sometimes' after pouring soda on Kim

Daniel:'IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A BUS DRIVER.' - Daniel's response about studying math

Daniel:Daniel saying 'It's not like I'm a bus driver' about his intelligence

Harris · Geeks:Harris claiming he 'gets' the dirty joke but won't explain it

Harris:Harris's terrible pickup line: 'Love is like homework. You got to study if you want to get an A.'

Harold · Lindsay:Harold insisting on answering door because 'it's dark out, and you're a girl'

Daniel:Daniel saying 'Just talking about studying makes me want to take a nap'

Nick · Sam:Nick saying Sam won't learn anything useful from health textbook

Daniel:Daniel's 'I'LL BE COOL' when giving up on studying

Bill · Sam:Bill's argument about Hulk vs. Thing including waiting for Bruce Banner transformation

Nick · Sara:Nick thinking ABBA is from Switzerland instead of Sweden

Nick:Nick saying 'I think I'm getting a wart on my wrist' during Daniel's crisis

Neal:Neal's disgusted reaction to pornography: 'Eww! Give me that. Only perverts watch pornos, right?'

Sam · Neal:'I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROJECTOR.' 'WELL, I DO.' - logistics of porn viewing

Daniel:Daniel saying 'I ganked the test' casually

Kowchevski:Kowchevski calling Daniel a 'loser' with 'bedroom eyes and stringy hair'

Daniel:Daniel saying Lindsay's 'like a brain or something' for doing math

Neal:'HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME HOME TO THAT EVERY NIGHT?' - geek watching porn

Bill:'He's in good shape' - Bill commenting on male porn star

Student:'That guy's got the best job in the world'

Student:'Hey, you think there's any short porn stars?'

Bill:'Are we gonna go to hell for this? I don't wanna go to hell.'

Harold:Harold comparing Lindsay to Patty Hearst with 'gun to our head'

Lindsay · Millie:'I DID CHEAT. I LIED AND I CHEATED, AND THEN I LIED SOME MORE.' Millie: 'YOU'RE FUNNY, LINDSAY.'

Daniel:Daniel's speech about being labeled Track 3 - 'the dumb kids' - at age 11

Mr. Fredricks · Sam:Sam identified by his Star Trek notebook paper

Harold:Harold saying 'I knew kids like Desario in Vietnam' as character reference

Lindsay:Lindsay's hysterical laughter during disciplinary meeting

Harold:Harold insisting 'She's as high as a kite!' about Lindsay's laughter

Harold:Harold declaring 'She's a track one girl!' while Lindsay laughs hysterically