Character Analysis
Kim Kelly
Played by Busy Philipps
95 jokes across 14 episodes of Freaks and Geeks
1.8
95
6.6
6.4
Character Comedy
Kim Kelly delivers 95 scored jokes across 14 episodes of Freaks and Geeks, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 1.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Kim Kelly Lines
Harold · Kim Kelly:YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. DOES ANY OF YOUR FAMILY SHOP AT MY STORE? / YEAH, BUT MY MOM HATES GOING THERE 'CAUSE IT'S SO OVERPRICED. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET THE SAME STUFF AT SPORTSMART FOR A LOT LESS.
Kim Kelly · Sam:Kim checking Sam's armpit for hair in front of everyone
Kim Kelly:WELL, AS USUAL, MY MOTHER IS BEING A TOTAL SHREW.
Kim Kelly:SHE DOINKED RYAN O'NEAL ONCE AT A PARTY.
Kim Kelly · Sam:Kim writing 'GEEK' on Sam's locker and explaining it will help him remember which is his
All Jokes — 28 total
Kim Kelly:MY PROBLEM IS YOUR FACE, DIRTBAG.
Kim Kelly · Sam:I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY, OK? I WANT YOU TO MOVE YOUR ASS!
Kim Kelly · Sam:YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED, PEE-WEE. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE EVEN IN THE RIGHT SCHOOL?
Kim Kelly · Sam:YOU CAN'T BE 14, MIDGET. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HIT PUBERTY.
Kim Kelly · Sam:Kim checking Sam's armpit for hair in front of everyone
Kim Kelly:YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIR IN YOUR PITS.
Kim Kelly:THEN YOU'RE A GEEK.
Kim Kelly · Sam:Kim writing 'GEEK' on Sam's locker and explaining it will help him remember which is his
Kim Kelly · Daniel:SHE'S A SLUT, OBVIOUSLY. / OBVIOUSLY.
Lindsay · Kim Kelly:WHO WALKED IN ON WHO? / GOD, PEOPLE ARE SO GOSSIPY AT THIS SCHOOL.
Kim Kelly:WHAT WAS THAT, BILBO BAGGINS?
Kim Kelly:ARE YOU GUYS DEFORMED OR SOMETHING? I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
Kim Kelly:THIS TIME... IN GEEK BLOOD.
Kim Kelly:GOD, WOULD YOU QUIT YELLING AT ME, YOU PSYCHOPATH?!
Kim Kelly:WELL, AS USUAL, MY MOTHER IS BEING A TOTAL SHREW.
Kim Kelly · Lindsay:DID NICK SAY SOMETHING TO YOU? / WELL...YEAH.
Kim Kelly:I GOT THE WORST CRAMPS. I JUST ABOUT DIED ON THE WAY OVER HERE.
Kim Kelly:SHE DOINKED RYAN O'NEAL ONCE AT A PARTY.
Kim Kelly:MY PARENTS HATE EVERYBODY. THEY HATE DANIEL. THEY CAN'T STAND KAREN. THE ONLY PERSON THAT THEY LIKE IS YOU.
Kim Kelly:LAST WEEKEND, WE WENT UP TO YOUR VACATION HOUSE IN BENTON HARBOR AND WENT WATER-SKIING.
Kim Kelly:I GOT ONE 'D,' OK? I TOLD YOU MY HISTORY TEACHER WAS A PERVERT.
Kim Kelly:AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO READ.
Kim Kelly:NEWS FLASH. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER, FAT ASS!
Kim Kelly:BENTON HARBOR STREET?
Harold · Kim Kelly:YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. DOES ANY OF YOUR FAMILY SHOP AT MY STORE? / YEAH, BUT MY MOM HATES GOING THERE 'CAUSE IT'S SO OVERPRICED. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET THE SAME STUFF AT SPORTSMART FOR A LOT LESS.
Kim Kelly:AND AFTER I BREAK HER ARMS, I'M GOING TO TAKE A WRENCH, AND I'M GOING TO PULL OUT HER TEETH ONE BY ONE.
Kim Kelly · Kim Kelly · Kim Kelly:DID YOU DO THIS? / I DID IT. / BECAUSE YOU ARE A SLUT, SLUT.
Sam · Kim Kelly:HEY, KIM, THANKS. THAT WAS REALLY COOL. / NO PROBLEM, GEEK.