Character Analysis
Abby
Played by A. J. Langer
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
5
7.3
6.9
Escalation
Abby delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Abby Lines
Jerry · Abby · Kramer:I'm not Jewish. Well, neither am I. Well, why are you going? I'm not. I'm running it.
Abby · Jerry:Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
Abby:I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.
Abby:It's not a valet, it's a protégé.
Jerry · Abby:Marsala? Piccata.
All Jokes — 5 total
Abby:It's not a valet, it's a protégé.
Jerry · Abby · Kramer:I'm not Jewish. Well, neither am I. Well, why are you going? I'm not. I'm running it.
Jerry · Abby:Marsala? Piccata.
Abby · Jerry:Cynthia would not date a hack. Would. Does. Is.
Abby:I don't think I wanna date a protégé whose mentor is a Costanza.