Character Analysis
Antonio
Played by David Labiosa
7 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.4
7
7.3
7.5
Irony/Sarcasm
Antonio delivers 7 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.4. Their comedy leans toward irony/sarcasm. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Antonio Lines
Antonio:A gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, killing five people in my section, Including the busboy who replaced me.
Antonio:You saved my life!
Ed · Antonio:Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, okay? Because you bumped into me. Who do you think you're talking to, pal?
Antonio · George:Hey, hey, you steal my money? - No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
Antonio:Paquita, perhaps frightened from the explosion, had miraculously returned.
All Jokes — 7 total
Antonio:A gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, killing five people in my section, Including the busboy who replaced me.
Antonio:You saved my life!
Antonio:Paquita, perhaps frightened from the explosion, had miraculously returned.
Ed · Antonio:Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, okay? Because you bumped into me. Who do you think you're talking to, pal?
Antonio · George:Hey, hey, you steal my money? - No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
Antonio:This is all burned up. Look at this. What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
Antonio · Kramer:You can't pay with this. - That's all I got. - Then you got no calzones.