Character Analysis
Auctioneer
Played by Harvey Jason
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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5
6.7
7
Visual Gag
Auctioneer delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.7 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 1.2. Their comedy leans toward visual gag. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Auctioneer Lines
Auctioneer:He is, um... He's a high school graduate. Equivalency. A high school equivalency program graduate.
Auctioneer:He likes, uh... fruit. And, uh, he just got um... a haircut.
Auctioneer:...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree on the morning of the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
Auctioneer:Do I hear five bucks?
Auctioneer:Ten thousand to the shapely woman on the left.
All Jokes — 5 total
Auctioneer:He is, um... He's a high school graduate. Equivalency. A high school equivalency program graduate.
Auctioneer:He likes, uh... fruit. And, uh, he just got um... a haircut.
Auctioneer:Do I hear five bucks?
Auctioneer:...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree on the morning of the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
Auctioneer:Ten thousand to the shapely woman on the left.