Character Analysis
Auctioneer
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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Visual Gag
Best Jokes by Auctioneer
He is, um... He's a high school graduate. Equivalency. A high school equivalency program graduate.
He likes, uh... fruit. And, uh, he just got um... a haircut.
...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree on the morning of the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
Do I hear five bucks?
Ten thousand to the shapely woman on the left.
All Jokes — 5 total
He is, um... He's a high school graduate. Equivalency. A high school equivalency program graduate.
He likes, uh... fruit. And, uh, he just got um... a haircut.
Do I hear five bucks?
...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree on the morning of the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
Ten thousand to the shapely woman on the left.