Character Analysis
Bobby
Played by Thomas Dekker
6 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.1
6
7.6
7.5
Dark/Subversive
Bobby delivers 6 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward dark/subversive. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bobby Lines
Bobby · Kramer:I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. That would be nice, but I really just need the card.
Elaine · Bobby:Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy. / Why? / Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before. And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.
Kramer · Bobby:What if I get Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow just for you? Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? For you, he would.
Bobby:Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Bobby · Kramer:Hey. That's not a home run. Well, maybe not technically, but... You said he could hit two home runs.
All Jokes — 6 total
Kramer · Bobby:What if I get Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow just for you? Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? For you, he would.
Bobby · Kramer:I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. That would be nice, but I really just need the card.
Bobby:Yeah! One more to go!
Bobby · Kramer:Hey. That's not a home run. Well, maybe not technically, but... You said he could hit two home runs.
Bobby:Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
Elaine · Bobby:Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy. / Why? / Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before. And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.