Character Analysis
Conrad
Played by Stephen Lee
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.5
5
6.2
5.7
Character Comedy
Conrad delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.2 on craft and 5.7 on impact for a career WAR of 0.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Conrad Lines
Jerry · Conrad:Just figure it out for yourself and get it done. All right, Jerry, but I can figure it out by myself any way you want.
Conrad:You want something one day. The next day you don't like it. I mean, come on, man. Make a decision.
Conrad:There is no normal. Whatever Jerry wants. He wants me here late, I'm late. Early, I'm early.
George · Conrad:Like that? Like that? Like that. If that's what you want. That's what I want.
Conrad:No, and I prefer Conrad.
All Jokes — 5 total
Conrad:There is no normal. Whatever Jerry wants. He wants me here late, I'm late. Early, I'm early.
George · Conrad:Like that? Like that? Like that. If that's what you want. That's what I want.
Jerry · Conrad:Just figure it out for yourself and get it done. All right, Jerry, but I can figure it out by myself any way you want.
Conrad:You want something one day. The next day you don't like it. I mean, come on, man. Make a decision.
Conrad:No, and I prefer Conrad.