Character Analysis
Donald Sanger (voice)
Played by Jon Hayman
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
2.8
7
7.6
7.9
Character Comedy
Donald delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.9 on impact for a career WAR of 2.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Donald Lines
Donald · George:That's a joke. The Moors. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. It's the 'Moops.' The correct answer is the Moops.
Donald · George:It doesn't matter. It's Moors. There's no Moops. It's Moops. Moors.
Donald:Hey, Ma! What the hell do I gotta do to get some food around here? I'm starving. And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!
Donald · George:He's a lying snot. He's a cheater, aren't you, little twerp? Moors! Moops!
Donald · George:Never seen a kid in a bubble before? Of course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble.
All Jokes — 7 total
Donald:Hey, Ma! What the hell do I gotta do to get some food around here? I'm starving. And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!
Donald · George:Never seen a kid in a bubble before? Of course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble.
Donald:How about taking your top off?
Donald:I'm gonna kick your ass.
Donald · George:That's a joke. The Moors. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. It's the 'Moops.' The correct answer is the Moops.
Donald · George:It doesn't matter. It's Moors. There's no Moops. It's Moops. Moors.
Donald · George:He's a lying snot. He's a cheater, aren't you, little twerp? Moors! Moops!