Character Analysis
Enzo
Played by Antony Ponzini
12 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
3
12
7.1
6.7
Character Comedy
Enzo delivers 12 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 3.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Enzo Lines
Enzo · Newman:How you like a free haircut for six months? What's the catch? You're gonna get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
Enzo:Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet, hmm? What are you going to do on the toilet?
Enzo · Jerry:Don't lie! I know it was you! I get a sample of your hair. I match them up! Sample? Newman!
Enzo:Io voglio vendetta!
Enzo:You tell the joke, I cut the hair.
All Jokes — 12 total
Enzo:You my favorite customer. You been with me for so long. You're so loyal.
Enzo:You tell the joke, I cut the hair.
Gino · Enzo:So, I love that Edward Scissorhands! That's the best movie I ever seen. Again with the Edward Scissorhand?
Enzo:How can you have a hand like a scissor, eh? Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor!
Enzo:Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet, hmm? What are you going to do on the toilet?
Enzo:It looks very familiar.
Enzo · Newman:Not everybody like Newman. So loyal. Yeah, just the way that I was raised. I'm special.
Enzo:I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business.
Enzo · Newman:How you like a free haircut for six months? What's the catch? You're gonna get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
Enzo:Io voglio vendetta!
Enzo · Jerry:Don't lie! I know it was you! I get a sample of your hair. I match them up! Sample? Newman!
Enzo:I'm gonna kill the both of you!