Character Analysis
Jake Jarmel
Played by Marty Rackham
15 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
5.4
15
7.3
7.1
Escalation
Jake delivers 15 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 5.4. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jake Lines
Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!
So you heard that I was in a car accident... and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?
See? You're not the only one who has them. I have them too. / Where did you get those? / Malaysia. I was in the area.
Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.
Where did you get those glasses? / Where? / Those glasses. / Where did you get those glasses? / Where? / Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke on me? Because it's not very funny. Give me those.
All Jokes — 12 total
Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.
I didn't know that I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!
What do you mean, you felt her material? What? With your fingers, like this? So what? What's so bad about that? Who goes around feeling people's material?
So you heard that I was in a car accident... and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?
If you got into a car accident... I can guarantee you I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruits.
Yes, I do, but I don't want anyone else to have them. / Well, that's peculiar.
You still like me, don't you? / Correct. What?
Coming down to say that you didn't say hi is more of a gesture than if you did say hi.
I didn't say hi. / You didn't? / No, I told him to send you my regards. I didn't say hi. / Regards?
See? You're not the only one who has them. I have them too. / Where did you get those? / Malaysia. I was in the area.
Where did you get those glasses? / Where? / Those glasses. / Where did you get those glasses? / Where? / Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke on me? Because it's not very funny. Give me those.