Character Analysis
Jeannie Steinman
Played by Janeane Garofalo
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
2.1
7
7.5
7
Observational
Jeannie delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.5 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward observational. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jeannie Lines
Jeannie:The shirt under your sweater. It sits in a drawer for three weeks... and when it finally comes out, it only sticks up out of your collar.
Jeannie:If it's a combination of breakfast and lunch... how come there's no 'lupper,' or no 'linner'?
Jerry · Jeannie:Shouldn't there be some kind of reward for that? Otherwise you could die, if that bothers you.
Jerry · Jeannie · Waitress:A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk. Okay, two bowls of Cheerios. You too? Yeah.
Jeannie:Hey, what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there? And then where does it go?
All Jokes — 7 total
Jerry · Jeannie:Shouldn't there be some kind of reward for that? Otherwise you could die, if that bothers you.
Jeannie:The shirt under your sweater. It sits in a drawer for three weeks... and when it finally comes out, it only sticks up out of your collar.
Jerry · Jeannie:Same initials. How do you like that? I like it.
Jerry · Jeannie · Waitress:A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk. Okay, two bowls of Cheerios. You too? Yeah.
Kramer · Jeannie · Jerry:'Hey' is the same as 'hello.' What do you think? Yeah, I think it's the same thing. Oh, big surprise.
Jeannie:Hey, what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there? And then where does it go?
Jeannie:If it's a combination of breakfast and lunch... how come there's no 'lupper,' or no 'linner'?