Maestro

I once saw him in a bar, and somebody said: 'Hello, Maestro, how about a beer?' Okay? So that's a fact.

I suppose it's okay for Leonard Bernstein to be called Maestro... because he conducted the New York Philharmonic. So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

There's really nothing available.

I didn't mention it earlier, but, actually, I prefer to be called Maestro.

Jinx. Buy me a Coke.