
Character Analysis
Matthew
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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7.0
7.5
Escalation
Best Jokes by Matthew
What the f**k are you doing, you little piece of s**t?!
Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
I hear your father's closing his store. / What? / No. Nothing. / What's happened to Daddy? He's going out of business? / We're not going to have any money?
Of course. He's a funny f****r.
All Jokes — 5 total
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
I hear your father's closing his store. / What? / No. Nothing. / What's happened to Daddy? He's going out of business? / We're not going to have any money?
Of course. He's a funny f****r.
What the f**k are you doing, you little piece of s**t?!
Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.