Character Analysis
Mike Moffitt
Played by Lee Arenberg
14 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
3.7
14
6.9
7.0
Escalation
Best Jokes by Mike
Hold on! Susie didn't commit suicide. She was murdered... by Jerry Seinfeld!
You'll have to go to work! / I don't have a job! / Neither do I!
Yeah. He's a real phoney.
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
All Jokes — 13 total
I'm not sneaking! I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there.
But I'm backing in, you can't put it in headfirst! / I can if I have room!
What's the difference? / Because I know him too... and probably a lot better than you. / Well, bully for you.
Yeah. He's a real phoney.
I'll sleep in my car if I have to. I'll die out here.
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
You'll have to go to work! / I don't have a job! / Neither do I!
I wasn't aware that uh... Mike! This is George Costanza. He's starting here today.
Welcome aboard. Thanks, Mike. Nice to be aboard.
I'll get the money. I got a hundred in my pocket if you wanna reach in.
Stupid thumbs.
Hold on! Susie didn't commit suicide. She was murdered... by Jerry Seinfeld!