Character Analysis
Officer Vogel
Played by Scott Jaeck
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.6
5
7.6
7.3
Character Comedy
Officer delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Officer Lines
Officer:Newman? The white whale.
Officer:he's become my white whale.
Nicki · Officer · Jerry:Officer. Hi. Do you really have to give us a ticket? - All right, Nick. Let's hit it.
Kramer · Officer:Can't see on your right side? / No. It's itchy.
Officer:In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid. And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City.
All Jokes — 5 total
Officer:In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid. And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City.
Officer:he's become my white whale.
Kramer · Officer:Can't see on your right side? / No. It's itchy.
Officer:Newman? The white whale.
Nicki · Officer · Jerry:Officer. Hi. Do you really have to give us a ticket? - All right, Nick. Let's hit it.