Character Analysis
Tony Abado
Played by Brad Garrett
13 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
3.1
13
7.0
6.7
Character Comedy
Tony delivers 13 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 3.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Tony Lines
Tony:Step off, George. I don't want to see you.
Tony:What about the driver?
Tony:That registration may have your name on it, Jerry... but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.
Tony:Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
Tony:We'd get in an accident.
All Jokes — 13 total
Tony:You think if I jumped off that balcony, I'd get hurt?
Tony:What about the driver?
Tony:We'd get in an accident.
Tony:You said, 'Step off'?
Tony:God, that is too much!
Tony:You get no rush from bowling.
Tony:Step off, George. I don't want to see you.
Tony:I remember this car. Beautiful car.
Jerry · Tony:Have I been picking at it? No, you know, it's just wear and tear. -Wear and tear, I see.
Tony:Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
Tony:Motor oil is the lifeblood of a car. You put in a low-grade oil, you can damage vital engine parts.
Tony:The washer fluid is not fine!
Tony:That registration may have your name on it, Jerry... but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.