Character Analysis
Vendor
Played by Tim O'Hare
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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5
7.1
6.3
Absurdist
Vendor delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.0. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Vendor Lines
Kramer · Vendor · Jerry:How about we leave and come back in a week? Deal. All right. See? We got something there.
Kramer · Vendor:How much is this? A dollar nineteen. I'll give you a quarter.
Customer · Vendor:If I don't get a black-and-white cookie, I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around. Now, that's impossible.
Jerry · Kramer · Vendor:Tell him 40 and no fork. Thirty. That's it. You leave and never come back.
Bette Midler · Kramer · Vendor:What flavors do they have? ... How about pineapple? ... No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.
All Jokes — 5 total
Bette Midler · Kramer · Vendor:What flavors do they have? ... How about pineapple? ... No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.
Customer · Vendor:If I don't get a black-and-white cookie, I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around. Now, that's impossible.
Kramer · Vendor:How much is this? A dollar nineteen. I'll give you a quarter.
Jerry · Kramer · Vendor:Tell him 40 and no fork. Thirty. That's it. You leave and never come back.
Kramer · Vendor · Jerry:How about we leave and come back in a week? Deal. All right. See? We got something there.