Carol

The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?

I thought you said this was a costume party. What does that look like to you? An Indian woman in a sari.

I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat? It's all vegetarian. I'll just have some bread.

You used your hands. Oh, yuck. What, a little too spicy? These s'mores are disgusting. They're not s'mores. They're samosas. Do you think they have any s'mores?

All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. How difficult would that have been?

Oh... She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party. Um, no, we're not married. Yet!

Oh, Michael What do you say? Can we talk about this in private? I didn't hear you. Can we talk about this in private? Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

I get it You're not ready. We'll wait. This is our ninth date, Michael. Well, yeah, but I-- I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all.

Hey, you know what? Why don't come with you? 'Cause I've got this book called The Kama Sutra. Okay, good night, Michael.