Tim Dockery

David, can i just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary when you're having to fire people like alex? Different people, different jobs.

I'm not thinking of leaving, i am leaving.

I don't want to put words in your mouth, but what sort of a boss would you say i am? I'm a... good boss, yeah. He said good. No. You're a great boss.

it's not because you asked dawn out and she said no? I didn't ask her out. It was as a friend. It was as a friend. Put friend. Put friend down.

i feel a little bit like i'm wasting my time. That life's too short. Exactly. Thank you.

That he doesn't want! I didn't ask you. You asked me how i felt... i don't want to know now.

Could you not do that here, mate? Not do that here? I've got to do it, mate. Really. No chance you could throw it in the bin?

Gareth, can you keep it down a bit? Hmm? Can you stop it? Yeah. I'll just do it like this.

You're still thinking about the bad news. There's no good news. It's bad news and irrelevant news.

That's not a phrase though. 'I've got bad news and irrelevant news.' You could have told us about neil and kept your promotion to yourself.

that's the most profound thing you've ever said. You do that and foreigners, women or the disabled take advantage of it. Can i withdraw my last comment?

It's phrases like sloppy seconds which make her out of your league.

Did you ask my girlfriend out? Eh? No. You hit on someone's girlfriend? No. I can't let that go. No. Listen... we've got a problem.

It was just a soldier to cry on. A soldier? Shoulder. A soldier? Are you bent or something?

Is this a wind-up? Yeah. Sorry, mate. Don't do that, man! Having a laugh. I'm sorry.

Ask yourself why i got high blood pressure on the day of the medical. Are you saying you cheated science and faked high blood pressure so you could remain in the job?

David's made me senior sales clerk. Wow. Um... i thought you wanted to be a psychologist. Oh, yeah. But senior sales clerk is... well, it's 500 quid guaranteed extra a year.

no. Moving up. Yeah? Moving up. Moving up can mean within an internal ladder, framework, or sideways to external, then up. You've got to look at the whole pie vis-à-vis my current life situation.

- Do i look like a fisher price man? - Yeah! Don't say yeah.

- You said you saw him fight norris in "enter the dragon". He fights bob wall in both, but norris is only in "way of the dragon." - So he's fighting norris... - in what? - "Way of the dragon." - Correct.

Yeah, because if you wanted to send someone undercover, you'd want the world's most famous chinese film star!