Bye Bye Nerdy

Itchy · Scratchy:Itchy and Scratchy breakfast commercial with violence-themed cereal

Itchy · Scratchy:Pink daggers! Green hatchets! Yellow ice picks! And Stabby-Oh's are part of this nutritious breakfast.

Marge:But thanks to Stabby-Oh's, most of me is still in bed.

Homer:That ad campaign may have crossed a line. Ah, what can you do? Sex sells.

Bart · Marge:But I gotta spit. You can spit on the bus.

Bart · Lisa:Aw, darn. Looks like we'll have to stay home today.

Marge:I'm not racing! It's me, Marge Simpson. No. You eat my dust! Hoo-hoo!

Milhouse:Whoa! It's like Speed 2... only with a bus instead of a boat.

Marge:I won. Don't take that away from me.

School kids:Red hair? What's she trying to pull? Those shoes look Canadian. She'll never fit in.

Bart:One Hour Dry Cleaner? Man, that's fast.

Baby-proofer:Your baby is dead.

Baby-proofer:Sorry about that. But the truth is... your baby, Maggie Simpson, is dead!

Homer · Marge:That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. Homer, don't be-Wow, that is huge.

Homer:I always pictured the kids dying in the living room.

Baby-proofer:That's the price of the clipboard. Here's your estimate.

School kid:Yeah! She thinks she's Babe: Pig in the City.

Nelson:Not as long as I keep taking these.

Lisa · Marge:Well, lots of people like jazz fusion. Okay. That's in the maybe file.

Lisa:They're not dolls. They're aspiration figures.

Homer · Marge:She's not afraid of bunnies. She will be.

Milhouse · Lisa · Ralph:I like jazz. Milhouse? She got you too? Yeah, but it's not so bad. I'm standing on Ralph.

Ralph:We're a totem pole.

Marge · Homer:How are you supposed to dial? Reach into these holes. I use a carrot.

Homer · Marge · Poison delivery:Baby could order poison. Oh, that's ridiculous. [Phone rings] Poison Delivery Service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way.

Nelson · Jimbo · Dolph:Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection.

Bully · Lisa:You sure this was done by hand? Yeah. She's a real purist.

Bullies:'She'? Sorry. We don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch. And sometimes we fall in love.

Jimbo:She? Sorry. We don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch. And sometimes we fall in love.

Nelson:Did you know it predates agriculture?

Martin:That's like asking the square root of a million. No one will ever know.

Homer · Apu:No more Shiva-related pokings. Yeah. And, you know, down the line... you might want to switch to a nice, round Buddha.

Apu · Homer:But we are Hindu. So am I, but I don't get all huffy about it.

Willie:'Tis a mighty puddle of puke.

Willie:Aye. Willie's a stinkin' liar.

Willie:Oh, my God. That roll of towels is nearing the end! Ach! It's on double red stripe!

Principal Skinner:Thank you, Drederick Tatum. That was truly a K.O. 'Knockout Oration.'

Drederick Tatum:You really don't want that. Trust me.

Professor Frink · Nelson:Nelson, what are you doing? I don't know. I can't help myself.

TV host · Audience:Men. Boo! Canceled.

Homer:You can dance You can dance Everybody look at your pants

Baby business owner:Look at this baby. Not a scratch on him. And I got boat payments. The dream is over. Shut her down, boys.

Homer:Please, skin your knees. Put dice up your nose. Let cats sleep on your face!

Announcer · Lisa:That's quite an act to follow, Lisa. I know. And the crowd is so distinguished. The inventor of the walkie-talkie is out there. Where? Third row, near the aisle. Ooh. You're right. And that's not his wife.

Science fair moderator:Pi is exactly three!

Scientists:She's just a little girl. In the larval stage. Silly. Let's not listen.

Lisa · Homer:I call it 'Poindextrose.' Whoo-hoo! Simpsons rule! Sorry.

Scientist:Are you mad, Frink? Put down that science pole!

Lisa · Homer:Actually, it's just ordinary salad dressing. So that's where that went.

Judge · Lisa:A gift certificate from JCPenney? Yes. You'll love their slacks.

Lisa · Homer:No, Dad. Didn't you listen to anything I said? Just to get some attention.

Homer · Francine:Don't worry. She'll punch herself out. Suck fist, Dr. Dork!

Bystanders:Someone's gonna sleep well tonight. What a cutie. Look at her pound that nerd.