I Am Furious Yellow

Kirk Van Houten · Student:How many of you children have gone out to your car and found a flyer on the windshield? Are you the guy that puts them there? No. I'm his assistant. But one time he was sick and he let me do it. I totally screwed it up.

Teacher:That's it. I see. Well, we still have 56 minutes left. Any questions?

Milhouse · Kirk Van Houten:Do you know Mom's getting re-married? What? But she... I think we should probably talk about that later, Son. No. You might as well talk about it now.

Principal Skinner:I can't stare at those lifeless fisheyes anymore!

Principal Skinner:Yes. Seamus. Ninety minutes of watching a man drink in a bathtub.

Seamus · Groundskeeper Willie:What? This is your doing, Willie! I'll turn your groin to pudding! You speak like a poet, but you punch like one, too!

Speakers Bureau Rep · Mr. Blackwell · Mr. T:We have a special this month. Mr. Blackwell debates Mr. T. Oh, please. I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires. I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people's clothes. I hate myself.

Mr. T · Mr. Blackwell:I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people's clothes. I hate myself.

Principal Skinner:And in a gutless act of political correctness, Pizza Day will now be known as Italian-American Sauce Bread Day. Now that's sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? Giuseppe is such a happy monkey.

Danger Dog:I hope this is important. I've got a hot date tonight. With Sarah Jessica Barker.

Danger Dog:The mayor's barf is worse than his bite.

Danger Dog:Le mot juste.

Geoff Jenkins:If you freeze the frame, you can see that the chunks of barf are actually pictures of our animators and their friends.

Student · Geoff Jenkins:Why does Danger Dog mean more to me than school or church? Because those things suck.

Geoff Jenkins:Are you kidding? This is the easiest job in the world. I spend most of my time eating candy and going to R-rated movies.

Geoff Jenkins:Kids, all I ever did was sit in class and doodle. Like this one. It's what your principal would look like as a woman.

Principal Skinner:I won't stand by while you're glamorizing sass.

Ralph Wiggum:I'm called Ralph.

Stan Lee:My heart is pounding like Thor's hammer on Dr. Doom's titanium-infused faceplate!

Comic Book Guy:Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

Stan Lee:The term is 'courting.' The restraining order says, 'No, no.' But her eyes say, 'Yes, yes.'

Stan Lee:Did I say 'Spidey'? I meant stinky. 'Nuff said.

Stan Lee:My Spidey sense is tingling. It's that good? Did I say 'Spidey'? I meant stinky. 'Nuff said.

Bart Simpson:Stan Lee insulted me. But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me.

Marge Simpson · Bart Simpson:I like Little Dot. Could you rip that off? I mean, who's gonna know? I'd know, Mom!

Marge:That little girl sure loved dots.

Homer Simpson · Bart Simpson:Homer fighting with a lawn chair, getting angry and yelling 'D'oh!' while Bart watches and draws

Homer Simpson:This'll teach that stupid chair! I'm on fire!

Homer:Visual: Homer violently fighting with lawn chair, getting increasingly frustrated

Homer Simpson:I hope no one's drawing this!

Homer Simpson:Oh, I've been there, man.

Homer:Oh, I've been there, man.

TV Announcer:Instead we bring you The Boring World of Niels Bohr.

Bart:A couple of stink lines around his butt, and I'm done.

Martin:'Argh! I'm angry.' That's like something my dad would say.

Bart Simpson · Lisa Simpson:It's a composite character. Your dad, my dad, a little of Maggie's dad. No. It's just Dad.

Lisa:Maybe Angry Dad needs a sidekick, Know-It-All Sister!

Comic Book Guy:Your penciling is sub-Ziggy and the main character is off-model in every frame. However, I deem this rack-worthy.

Comic Book Guy:Your penciling is sub-Ziggy and the main character is off-model in every frame. However, I deem this rack-worthy.

Child · Stan Lee:But only Batman fits in my Batmobile. Are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. Look. He's fitting right now.

Kid:But only Batman fits in my Batmobile.

Child · Stan Lee:You broke my Batmobile! Broke? Or made it better?

Comic Book Guy:Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition.

Internet Producer:Bin Laden in a Blender

Bart Simpson:Well, it delivers what it promises.

Lisa:How is your company gonna make money? Do you have a business model?

Internet Executive · Lisa Simpson:How many shares of stock will it take to end this conversation? Two million. It is done.

Homer Simpson:Woo-hoo! When do I get paid? In 2012. D'oh!

TV Executive:Book that animal that always chomps on my groin. Susan Anton? No, the lemur!

Moe:I especially like his white shirt and blue pants.

Lisa Simpson:You're the Internet's number one non-porno site. Which makes you ten-trillionth overall.

Homer Simpson · Marge Simpson:We're just rehearsing The Motion Picture. How'd you like to be played by John Goodman? That's so obvious. It should be Gary Oldman.

Homer:I'm a rage-aholic. I just can't live without rage-ahol!

Homer Simpson:I'm a rage-aholic. I just can't live without rage-ahol!

Lisa Simpson · Homer Simpson:If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods. I said anger!

Marge · Homer:If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods. I said anger!

Ned Flanders:God said to Noah build yourself an arky-arky / Animals came on by onesies and twosies-twosies / Elephants and kangaroosies-roosies

Bart Simpson · Repo Man:Looks like the bubble burst. Bubbles can burst? Yeah, but it's a golden age for the repo business. One that shall never end.

Bart Simpson:What's 52 million times zero? And don't tell me it's zero!

Homer:Dirty diapers on strings!

Homer:Homer mad! Homer smash! Get revenge on world!

Marge Simpson:Thank God his pants stayed on.

Comic Book Guy · Stan Lee:He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! Please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.

Bart Simpson · Homer Simpson:Ha-ha! You love a boy! Stop it now! If you love me so much, why don't you marry me? That's a good one.