Large Marge

Homer · Lisa:Dad, I'm telling you, Truman wins. / Woo-hoo! I win the bet. Who's your daddy?

Lisa · Homer:We're building homes for the homeless. [GASPS] You know it's gonna be bad, but you just can't prepare yourself.

Homer:Domiciles for the Destitute? Is this that thing Jimmy Can'ter does?

Bush Sr. · Carter:I'll slaughter you, you lamebrain. / No hard feelings.

Lisa · Homer:This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tinfoil. / My real ring's inside a turtle.

Lindsay Naegle:And I don't wanna spend another fiscal year alone. Un!

Cookie Kwan:Cookie Kwan, realtor. Number one on the west side. I could move you into a beautiful new home. Mine.

Cookie Kwan:Cookie Kwan, realtor. Number one on the west side. I could move you into a beautiful new home. Mine.

Baha Men:Who left the milk out? Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck Dad left the milk out Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck

Marge:That's good satire. It doesn't hurt anyone.

Marge:Well, I've read enough articles about flirting to know it when I see it.

Homer:Hey, why would I want Purina when I got Fancy Feast right here?

Krusty:Well, if it isn't Bat-mensch and the Goy Wonder.

Bart:Well, sure. He was also Uncle Velderschmoink on Bewitched.

Batman:What in the name of Huntley and Brinkley do you plan to do to us?

Batman:Fortunately, I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray.

Marge:Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?

Marge:My maguppies became bazongas.

Marge:My maguppies became bazongas.

Bart:Wait, this just doesn't add up. Milhouse has never been anything but a comic foil.

Skinner:The spritz has hit the fan.

Lisa · Homer:Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's. / Well, that cinches it. Lisa gets the prize for the best off-the-cuff response.

Luigi:Boy, oh, Boyardee. / Ha, ha. I bazoom you want a table. Right this way.

Luigi · Restaurant Staff:[SINGING] You took a 20-carat diamond And made it gleam

Luigi · Crowd:The hottest thing to hit this city Since the fire that killed 11 [ALL GASPING] Dangerous criminals [IN UNISON] Hooray!

Homer:Forget it, Kiekie. You're not putting your brain into her body.

Homer:With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.

Homer:Yeah. This is the longest I've ever gone without looking at Lenny.

Bart:Teletubbies get away with more than this.

Bart · Milhouse:Maybe if we cut his foot off, people will feel sorry for him. / It didn't help your dad get your mom back.

Krusty:No, I got where I am by naming names in the '50s.

Marge:My forthrightness is my undoing.

Bart:Whoa, he's a big as Brando, but he takes direction.

Krusty:Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo? Oh.

Police Officer:Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants.

Marge:Hey, cops. Check out this all-points bulletin.

Cop · Stampy:Whoa, look at those magumbos. [TRUMPETS] Hey, that's it. Magumbo!

Homer:I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.