My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Homer:Homer reading 'Recipes to think about in bed' - visual gag of inappropriate reading material

Homer · Marge:I'm going to sleep on the couch. / she sure loves that couch.

Groundskeeper Willie:oh, my god! I've shredded a child! Again!

Groundskeeper Willie:venezuela, here I come!

Principal Skinner:Dodge-rock, volley-brick and base-game

Student · Principal Skinner:I want to play dodge-rock! / You're out.

Principal Skinner:We'll be honeymooning at lake shelbyville lodge, cabin 32, room three. And we do not wish to be disturbed.

Student:You finally hooked the skinfish.

Edna Krabappel:It looks good... but I'm not going to celebrate till he's gaffed, gutted and hanging in my trophy room.

Bartender:sex with an alligator, screaming orgasms and virgin screaming orgasms

Homer · Grandpa Simpson:I'm glad I sent the kids to grampa's to protect their innocent minds. / ..And here's some more germans we killed. That flame-thrower really toasted their waffles.

Bart · Grandpa Simpson:grampa, how do you sleep at night? / They drug us.

Homer · Moe:It'S... another pair of edible panties! / now, that's sexual.

Principal Skinner:Would you please return my pants and/or underpants so I can go home?

Barney:We're your buddies. Now, come on, homer's kids' principal, have a beer.

Principal Skinner:I can't-- I might be called upon to give directions later.

Homer:You were asked to chug-a-lug, and a-lug you shall chug!

Principal Skinner · Homer:Am I a good principal? / You're the best we could get with the funds at our disposal.

Duffman:delivering these ice-cold lady duffs has made me hot. Really hot.

Duffman:30 bucks an hour-- oh, yeah!

Ned Flanders:sorry to bother you, but we got an anonymous tip about loud music and a strip-da-didilly-dipper.

Chief Wiggum:hey, ladies, ladies, I-I really am a cop.

Chief Wiggum · Eddie · Lou:Uh, eddie, lou, how about a little backup here? / Hmm, hmm, like what you see, ladies?

Homer · Barney:you know, I wish I had an exciting life, like that class picture photographer. / Oh! How many women has he had in that van? / Two that I know of.

Principal Skinner · Party guests:No. Absolutely no friction dancing. / Oh, come on, you killjoy! Wussy. Grinch.

Homer · Marge:Now you'll have someone who'll rub your back... without being asked. / Aah, not this again.

Principal Skinner:I picked one that seemed far away, and it zoomed up like a june bug flying at my windshield.

Skinner · Homer:I could never lie to you guys. / Marge, guess what? Skinner wants to bail on his wedding.

Marge · Homer:Homer, you're still talking to me. / Oh, man, it's just awkward. I'm out of here.

Homer:Hey, you're the one always bugging me to screw up our marriage. Spice up! Spice up!

Marge · Duffman:Right, naked duffman? / Oh, uh... oh, yeah!

Bart · Comic Book Guy:Cowabunga one to fat load. / This is fat load. I'd like to request a new code name. / Denied.

Otto:That cloud looks awesome. That rock looks awesome. My hands look awesome.

Edna · Skinner:Happy 50th anniversary, seymour. / I was thinking it might be time to combine our cd collections. / I don't know, edna. I'm not quite ready to take that plunge.

Principal Skinner:As I once said at the battle of khe sanh, 'I surrender.'

Edna · Reverend:I do. / no, you say that part later. I'm sorry, seymour.

Bart · Comic Book Guy:we got a runner. Snipers, take your shot. / I can't do it. That dress is a vera wang.

Homer · Marge:is this corn oil? / Canola.

Wedding guests:He drove her to it you know. She was only doing it for the appliances. He's a she. She's a he. They're both, both.

Principal Skinner:I spent $15 on those dance lessons, might as well use them. Forward, side, together. Back, side, together.

Nelson:Eh, bro's before ho'S.

Marge:Oh, passion's for teens and immigrants.

Marge:Well, it'S... in my case... hmm...

Homer · Skinner:Wait a minute. I thought you didn't want to get married. / That was before I missed her smell, her warmth, her beautiful, beautiful penmanship.

Skinner · Edna:every second without you is like a million kicks in the crotch. / Oh, that's so lovely.

Edna · Homer:There's no ring on that finger. / Uh-oh. Oh, why did I take it off? Oh, right. To see if I could skip it across lake michigan.

Homer · Marge:Which are you saying is dead? Our marriage or our batteries? Let's just say in an emergency, I wouldn't count on either one.

Comic Book Guy:Well, I was married once... in an online fantasy game. We were thinking of having children, but that would have severely drained my power crystals.

Comic Book Guy:We were thinking of having children, but that would have severely drained my power crystals.

Comic Book Guy:We've made it to my car and you haven't left. A new record.

Edna · Comic Book Guy:Oh, I love your black tinted windows. / Actually, they're trash bags. Now, could you give me a pushing start?

Skinner:uh-plee-ee-ee-eease settle for seymour / so plee-ee-ee-eease come back to the dork

Comic Book Guy:My beloved is napping blissfully in the many folds of my spider-man t-shirt.

Comic Book Guy:She is near-mint and comes from a very limited edition-- females who will talk to me.

Homer:A fat, bald guy like you... you could have anyone.

Marge · Homer:I wish you'd devote this much time and attention to our relationship. / Don't worry, marge. We'll get something to eat.

Homer:wow, the creator of futurama!

Comic Book Guy · Edna:I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile. / that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard, which is kind of sad if you think about it.

Comic Book Guy · Skinner:Why are you dressed like catwoman? / You... oh, they told me it was catman!

Convention attendee · Another attendee:Should we aid our brother in his blood feud ? / No. My mom worked really hard on this costume.

Edna · Comic Book Guy:It's like I'm dc comics, and you're marvel. / I understand completely.

Comic Book Guy's mother:You look like a malaysian transsexual.

Homer · Marge:Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids klingon! / D-ohh!

Homer · Marge:Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids klingon! D-ohh!