Marge Vs Singles Seniors Childless Coupl

Homer:D'oh! (SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)

TV Host:Oh, crikey! She's got me by the dangle-down!

Homer · Marge:Hey, I'm watching that! / Not anymore.

TV Announcer:We'll also show you how to turn a shoebox into a you-box.

Homer · Marge:Oh, I missed the feeding frenzy. I hope you're happy. / Obviously, yes.

TV Characters:Bobby, I got propane in my urethra. / We'll be right back with Who Will Marry a Million Bears!

Lisa:Mom, that's Roofi. His music is why babies are idiots.

Marge:Well, Maggie likes Roofi. And babies only like good things.

Bart:(IN PIG LATIN) Ap-cray. Ap-cray.

Homer · Marge:it's on batteries. / Backed up by solar power.

Marge · Homer:Look, Maggie. Funny Daddy! (GROANING)

Bart · Principal Skinner:You don't understand. I can't go home. You got to give me detention. Look! I fed the gerbil coffee!

Bart · Principal Skinner:Please, make me write something on the chalkboard a thousand times! / We all got tired of that chalkboard years ago.

Lisa · Marge · Homer:Her eyes aren't focused. / it makes her happy. / So does sucking on the dog.

Roofi:If you don't come, Roofi will be sad. And the helpful bear, she will die!

Homer · Maggie:Give Daddy the remote, Maggie. Give Daddy the... D'oh! / Oh, wise guy, eh?

Marge · Other Mom:I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity, not like Janie's mom. (nose twisting noise) / Whatever.

Homer:This concert is oversold. It's as if a music promoter acted unscrupulously.

Announcer · Tinky Winky:And now, our opening act, in their first live show since Tinky Winky was acquitted of manslaughter. / Not guilty!

Homer:They make The Blue Man Group look like Mummenschanz, which is still pretty good.

Marge:Oh, no! It's raining! And Maggie's diapers are extra absorbent.

Roofi:You kidding me? Did you make funny faces? You did? Well, did you jiggle your keys? I did it all, man!

Roofi:Ow! Okay, who threw that? Who threw it?

Reporter · Tyler:Tyler, is there a peaceful solution possible? (TYLER COOING)

Roofi:Five, six, so long, hicks!

Lou · Chief Wiggum:I don't feel right clubbing women and children, chief. / I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club.

Chief Wiggum:This is it, boys. We'll have to tummy-kiss our way out. (BLOWING TUMMY KISSES)

Kent Brockman · Cletus:I ain't fungified hidee-hoo about no legrification noways, then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, and scratched his rear again.

Mayor Quimby:Kabul refuses to be our sister city anymore. I have no sister city!

Man in crowd:My loose change!

Lindsay Naegle · Audience member:Singles Seniors Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents. / Catchy name.

Lindsay Naegle:Save your breath for blowing up water wings, breeder.

Lindsay Naegle:I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV! Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did.

Parent · Lindsay Naegle:We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them! Promises were made! / Tough tortellini!

Restaurant owner:I'm sick of printing a children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze!

Parent · Lindsay Naegle · Another parent:Then how would we ever get to see Camelot? / We'll merely watch the movie on tape! / Is that better? / To me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.

Lindsay Naegle:Ladies and gentlemen, let's kill every child... ...friendly thing in town!

Comic Book Guy:(SQUEAKY VOICE) it's time to put away childish things (DEEP VOICE) and become a man!

Kent Brockman · Child · Kent Brockman:From now on, children acting up in public places will be lightly tased. / Mommy, pick me up. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) / I wasn't kidding.

Marge:And I wouldn't trade her for all the sleep-in Sundays and speed dating in the world.

Lindsay Naegle:Well, Lisa, I would be proud if one of the eggs I sold turned out like you.

Lisa · Lindsay Naegle:Also Maggie puked in your purse again. / Poor me. All my purse is full of is disposable income.

Child · Mother · Child:Mom, can we get a pretzel? / We've got pretzels at home. / Not cinnamon.

Dr. Hibbert:PPASSCCATAG is also a disease of the brainstem. That's how I'll remember it.

Passerby:The only petitions that I sign are to bring back canceled sitcoms. Thank you. America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

Tobacco Lobbyist · Marge · Tobacco Lobbyist:Now we own you! / But I haven't endorsed it yet! / Football injury.

Mr. Burns:Yes. Particularly their supple young organs.

Mr. Burns:Oh, unfenced backyard pools, where would I be without you?

Fake Marge:(IMITATING MARGE) I'm Marge Simpson, and even I'm against 'Families Come First.' Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife.

Fake Marge:Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife.

Homer:Maybe she was you and you're not!

Homer:And when you can't finish a sandwich, I eat that sandwich.

Homer:I'll come down on those guys like the garage door on Bart's bike!

Homer:But newspaper writers are a bunch of jerks. Who really opposes 'Families Come First?' Many childless advocates are like Ben Affleck. Famous, successful people from out of state!

Homer:Many childless advocates are like Ben Affleck. Famous, successful people from out of state!

Homer:For more information, visit our Web site, www.al-jazeera.com. We're not affiliated. We're just piggy-backing on their message board.

Homer · Campaign worker:It says, 'Yes on 232.' We want no on 232! Yes on 242! Either way. The important thing is the system works.

Bart · Lisa · Bart:Hey, I'm the visionary. You come up with the nuts and bolts. / You don't even know what the idea is. / I know you have an ugly face.

Bart · Lisa:You don't even know what the idea is. I know you have an ugly face.

Child · Another child · First child · Adult voter:I love you. / I love glue! / I love you! / Aw! Such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future.

Random Child:I love you. I love glue! I love you!

Voter:Feeling flu-ish, fever, nausea, child germs. No. Must participate in democratic process.

Narrator:For all their disposable income, for all their leisure time, they had no immunity against God's lowliest creatures, children.

Homer · Bart · Homer:Great. Let's dump these kids in an R-rated movie while we go someplace nice. / Can I bring my laser pointer? / What do I care?