Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Three Time

Homer · Marge · Bart · Lisa:Which of the 25 easy-listening stations should we listen to? I say 'Cool Waves.' 'Neon Breeze!' 'Chill Thunder!' 'Chill Thunder!' You're all idiots. I'm putting it on 'Chill Thunder Lite.'

Bart:Then what's America doing in Iraq?

Marge · Homer:Texas? No, France.

Homer:The way all our words are either a girl or a guy. Oh, that's the best.

Marge:Don't worry! They're still drunk from school.

Bart · Lisa:Uh... deux... trois.

Homer:Even if I did love England, I'd play it cool. Wait for it to come to me.

Homer:You moron! I'm already alive. In prison.

Homer:Hey, wait, did you guys hear that? He just admitted it. Guys? Oh, man, this place is so unfair.

Guard:Well, that and the rat helmet.

Homer · Guard:Can you loosen my arms so I can shake my fists? You're the traitor. Revenge! Okay. Thank you.

Homer:Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. I was checking out my reflection in this yellow water. Ho-ho-ho-ho, looking good.

Old Prisoner:Also, because while you slept, I violated you repeatedly.

Homer:D'oh!

Homer:Ew! Silver. Ooh, a penny. This is my lucky day!

Marge:Oh, I love today's music. Frère this, and Jacques that. Out of sight.

Meaux:They're good for doing the wife, right?

Meaux:Okay, lesson learned. Friends again?

Marge:We were together for five years. Now who's going to take care of the triplets?

Homer:Plus, in the middle, I had to take revenge on some of my contractors.

Homer:I'm gonna get my revenge, and if I get caught, I'm pinning it on the baby like the time I shot Mr. Burns.

Martin:This is the turning point in the eternal battle of brain v. brawn.

Milhouse:I can handle the glove. I took juggling at camp.

Jimbo:Oh, you are so dead you're alive.

Jimbo:My fun bags! Please, have mercy! I always thought you were the coolest dork.

Bart:Except the ones with asthma, which is all of them.

Bart:Yup, having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.

Bart:That's the only line I get in your stupid story?!

Lisa:There are no small parts, just small actors.

Student · Milhouse:This is my first day at this school. I haven't done anything to you! You will. This is prevenge.

Milhouse:You will. This is prevenge.

Jimbo:Opening the cup on your weirdo pills?

Homer:No, sweetie, the lesson is: never put down your weapon.

Homer · Marge:You're too dumb to tell a story. No, seriously, you're great. Let's hear it.

Bart:My story takes place in a time I call the past.

Homer:Avenge me. In flamboyant, impractical fashion.

Grandpa:In my younger days, I was an ace crime fighter. The 'Crimson Cockatoo.'

Bart:Holy Hannah! I've got more muscles than a New England clam bank.

Grandpa:You can be the Crimson Cockaboy. Hmm? I'll keep thinking.

Newspaper vendor:Your overzealous homicide has saved me 80 cents.

Radio announcer:like Howard Hughes knocks up young starlets!

Criminal · Bart:But I'm not a villain. I'm a transvestite. Explain that to your maker.

Serpent · Homer:Hope that's cobracetic. Hey, jerk, puns are lazy writing. D'oh!

Serpent:No kidding because you're standing in the dip.

Bart:Plus, I got zillions of dollars and no parents to tell me what to do.

Bart:Don't talk to me when I'm vibrating.

Homer:We're both from Connecticut.

Other driver · Homer:Two? You think there are two... Well, I never. How could you... Why do you think it is that mankind is so inclined towards hating one another?