Little Big Girl

Grampa:In a world of 31 flavors, we're the cup of water they rinse the scoops in.

Grampa:Grampa out.

Marge · Homer:We should take lots of pictures of him while we still can. Camera's broken!

Bart:With some clever scissor work, I can make the Lake Land Butter Indian maiden show me her boobs.

Bart:Clean, dirty.

Bart:Look what Snap's doing to Pop while Crackle watches!

Lisa:Hitachee tribe

Marge:Lisa, the world needs you to go to Wellesley!

German person:I didn't come here to be insulted. Guten tag!

Lisa:By speaking with forked tongue, I am in heap big trouble. And now I'm thinking in stereotypes! That's even worse!

Homer · Marge:Must be the war cry of her tribe. Probably.

Cletus:Still?! Are you drownin' 'em or makin' love to 'em?

Mr. Burns · Groundskeeper Willie:Why? You're not helping me. But, sir, I'm flaming!

Groundskeeper Willie:These are drier than a Charles Grodin quip.

Bart:My last words are 'Lisa sucks!'

Bart:No way! I don't want my guts touching some sick guy.

Background character:Oh, this is a bad time for me to have massive organ failure

Homer:Eat Marshall Tucker, idiot!

Lisa:They had seven names for that.

Homer:My little girl's just like CBS News.

Lisa:North Dakota-lahoma.

John Squawking Bear:I kid, but he's a real jerk.

Hippie Hulk toy:Hey, hey, LBJ, how many pants you rip today?

Bart:Yeah. I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.

Homer:They're gonna cut my head off...

Bart:That is such a girl thing to say.

Bart:Oh, man, I must be the first guy who was ever pressured into marriage.

Bart · Darcy:Really? We didn't? But we kissed and held hands at the same time. Wow, you really are ten. I thought you were just kind of stupid.

Darcy:A Norwegian exchange student. He's long gone, back to Norwegia.

Bart:I'm ten and stupid.

Darcy:Home of America's most powerful weirdos?

Lisa:I took the name from my microwave.

John Squawking Bear:I'm not Native American, either. I just ski a lot.

Various crowd members:I'm Japanese. I'm an Aborigine. I'm two midgets in a costume.

Background character:I'm two midgets in a costume.

Bart:Take my wife... please. Hey, I finally get that joke.

Marge Simpson:I mean, what kind of tramp gets knocked up before she's even married? I did.

Homer:I mean in this day and age, when the link between sex and pregnancy has been proven so... conclusively... in Scientific American

Homer:Actually, that was me.

Utah officiant:What are you, gay?

Darcy's father:Utah karate!

Darcy's father:We can lie to the neighbors and tell them they're twins.

Bart:Is that Bart? And I'll go... and you'll know.

Bart Simpson · Homer Simpson:Instead we just ended up fighting all the time. Yeah, how 'bout that?

Bart:And someday you'll be one, too.