That 90S Show

Homer:I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can't do anything right.

Homer:Big & Tall Halloween Costume catalogue

Homer · Lisa:Like which kid's their favorite! It's Lisa.

Bart:Yeah, what happened while I was chillin' in Dad's junk?

Bart:Come on. More turbulent than now? We're in every kind of therapy.

Homer:The Iraq war was over once and for all, a struggling Matt Groening created Futurama

Kirk:I'll know who you were with in less than six hours! Unless someone picks up the phone.

Homer:With you, baby, Top Ramen tastes like Cup O' Noodles.

Marge:I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.

Homer:Sonic The hedgehog says 'Wait until marriage'.

Homer:inoffensive urban light hip-hop smooth grooves

Homer · Band:I'll make rub to you / Backrub all night long!

Homer:I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage.

Homer:And as I recall, I was against it.

Abe · Homer:You're dead! Die! Die! Die! Suck my beam!

Abe:This counts as your break.

Professor:And that is why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed.

Professor August:Good. Now throw them all away!

Professor August:Wrong! They were all white, Protestant, property-owning males.

Student:Evil

Marge:Fall semester, you just got interesting.

Homer:Even Walt Disney?

Homer:Really? I thought it was written by losers.

Professor August:If my beads are parted, come right in.

Marge · Homer:I never heard that noise before. Are you sick?

Gas Company Worker:Just shut up, monkey man, and make the gas flow.

Professor August · Marge:Could a tribe of bushmen have invented penicillin? Maybe they already have. But no one asked them.

Homer:no soup for you! Because I am 'master of my domain'. Newman.

Homer:Can't I get all Zima'd up and have my best girl put salve on my laser burns?

Marge · Homer:Are the lasers supposed to burn you? Apparently if all the kids fire at your stomach at once, it adds up.

Professor August:Actually, Marge, if I may deconstruct that letter. When he writes 'I miss you,' 'I' is the subject and 'you' is the object. You are his object.

Student:It's 'Juan' Miro! Stupid townie!

Student:If you did the former better we'd use the latter less.

Homer:This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages! Successfully!

Homer:Guitar Rock Utilizing Nihilist Grunge Energies. Or, as I call it: Grunge!

Marvin Cobain:Kurt? Kurt? It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Cobain! You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

Groupie · Homer:Hey. Will you sign my boobs? Yeah.

Homer:I'll take the Enron stock; you take the Microsoft stock.

Homer:I just want a tentacle.

Moe · Homer:I don't sell booze no more. This is a cigar bar now. Fine. Cohiba me.

Barney:I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I-I was just comin' on to ya.

Marge:I want your knowledge inside me.

Professor August:Good Goddess! The Patriots deep in Redskin territory. This isn't entertainment; it's genocide!

Professor August:If I were to approach you for a kiss, would you construe that as harassment or give your willing consent?

Weird Al:Raisin bread with applesauce / Tony Danza, he's the boss / Brain freeze!

Comic Book Guy:He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

Professor August:Everything penis-shaped is bad.

Professor August:Slavery is alive and well in Springfield.

Professor August:Oh, it's statements like that make people say women are stupid.

Marge:Or should I say, Associate Professor Jerk!

Professor August:I only got denied tenure because my department head is an idiot!

Professor August:I only got denied tenure because my department head is an idiot!

Professor Moose:You're about to get your PhD... Pound Head Down.

Homer/Sadgasm:Mar-ge-rine!

Kurt Loder:This is Kurt Loder reporting from... the '90s.

Marge:Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections.

Homer:I had become diabetic from drinking too many Frappuccinos.

Homer · Marge:At least we know there'll never be a president worse than Bill Clinton. Imagine, lying in a deposition in a civil lawsuit. That's the worst sin a president could commit. There'll never be a worse president. Never.

Homer · Marge:At least we know there'll never be a president worse than Bill Clinton. Imagine, lying in a deposition in a civil lawsuit. That's the worst sin a president could commit. There'll never be a worse president. Never.

Homer:I mean, unless he had been a little nicer at the beach.

Marge:Homie is where my heart is.

Professor August:Townies.