Love Springfieldian Style

Mr. Burns:Release the hounds

Homer:For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall.

Marge:That was the best Christmas ever.

Homer:Nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy.

Lisa:if Dad kisses Mom too much, a stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy, and the next thing you know, we find a baby brother in the cabbage patch!

Bart:Do whatever you want. I'm getting a candy apple.

Carnival Announcer:You will be charged for the extra time.

Marge:Brangelina?

Homer:They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.

Bonnie/Marge:This is Texas, future home of Akeem Olajuwon!

Clyde/Homer:No one calls me 'chicken' without goading me into doing something stupid!

Store Owner:You could've had anything you want for free! You're a co-owner!

Clyde/Homer:Oats! Texas caviar!

Clyde/Homer:Well, there might be others, but I'm too lazy to figure out what they are. So violence it is!

Bank Customer:It's a sex thing! Say no more!

Bank Driver:Well, deposit yourselves in a seat because you've earned my interest!

Narrator:A nation, crippled by unemployment and bored by Seabiscuit

Bonnie/Marge:Because gee, it's swell to have all that money.

FDR:I am recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. Somebody please remind me to move them back.

Sheriff:I've been played like a pair of spoons!

Sheriff:Hey, keep it down, will ya? The part where all my men get killed is coming up.

Sheriff:Unmarried?! That's it. I'm turning them in.

Sheriff:Even I'm offended by this, and I'm a fat Southern sheriff.

Sheriff:the battery seems to be dead. I'll get some help by hiding in that bush.

Sheriff:Come on, shoot! Shoot! Oh! Not me!

Bonnie/Marge · Officer:Say, Officer, I like how you handle that gun. Thanks. I like the way you take a bullet.

Bart:Cool. Now we're shooting the birds that are pecking at the bodies.

Homer:This is a story of two dogs with a love so strong, no hose could separate them.

Fancy Dog:A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that. Even her fleas have more class than you.

Fancy Flea:Oh, no! Chompy and I have taken a cottage in West Leg. It's where all the fleas are fleeing.

Shady/Homer:You know, heaven must have left its doggie door open because you are one...

Shady/Homer:I like those chicks with them head cones when they start talking, you can drop below the horizon.

Luigi · Shady/Homer:You say it's goin' kinda-a rough? That is precisely what I'm saying.

Shady/Homer:You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch.

Lady/Marge:Oh, I like that you use the technical term for a female dog.

Luigi:Why didn't I listen to Mama? 'Serve-a food to humans!'

Lady/Marge · Shady/Homer:And I am in heat. That's the safe time, right? Oh, the safest.

Shady/Homer:Is that a foxhunt I hear?

Chorus:Any minute now You'll be stuck with her brood

Chorus:Come on, with all this high-class tail around?

Puppy/Bart:Yeah, he's gotta teach me how to lick my... Oh, I figured it out.

Dog Catcher:where you're put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!

Dog Catcher:Unless you want to.

Goofy/Shady:Gawrsh, you can't kill me. I'm half-human! Look, I wear clothes! I speak English! I'm speaking it right now!

Dog Catcher:It's Cycle 5, specially formulated for dogs with five minutes to live.

Shady/Homer:This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney.

Shady:I want to stay, sit, roll over and beg! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please...!

Shady/Homer:Uh... you know, there are nine other puppies.

Punk Band:Smash the flag Burn the queen Kick the sky Antichrist!

Nancy/Marge:Yeah, I'm really lucky you saved me from meeting other people and having new experiences.

Sid Vicious:Hitler and her majesty / Sittin' in a tree / B-O-R-R-I-N-G!

Sid/Bart:You sicken me!

Nancy/Marge:I've spelled 'unrequited.' Now I know what it means.

Sid Vicious:S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

British Punks · Nancy/Marge:Look, an American nerd bird. Nerd bird? Would a nerd bird have chocolate, huh? Would a nerd bird? Stop saying 'nerd bird!'

Band Member:We're gonna go out and play our songs like we've never played them before: competently!

Band Manager:Sidney Sheldon Vicious!

Band Manager:When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a 30-year business relationship.

Sex Pistols:Education's bollocks! Bollocks! America is bollocks! Bollocks! Politeness is bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!

Sid/Bart:Can't reach me bass. Me back is front ward!

Audience Member:Dang it, I wanted to hear what else was bollocks!

Band Member:You gobbed up our gig, you git!

Band Member:Ho!! Just stop talking and bang your head against the wall!

Punk Fan:This song doesn't make me feel angry at all. If anything, it makes my anger ebb!

Nancy/Marge:'Cause love is the elixir The potion of emotion The world-saving fixer The lotion of devotion.

Comic Book Guy:Your music violates everything punk stands for, which is nothing!

Announcer:Comic Book Guy's Bar