Gil

Gil:Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean, you're young, successful, you're naked. You want a car with a radio, right?

Gil:Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there!

Gil:How many can I put you down for? A lot? Please say a lot. I need this. / The wolf's at old Gil's door

Gil:These Colecos will rust up on you like that. Shut up, Gil. Close the deal. Close the deal

Gil:Why did I bet the company payroll? Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble.

Gil:Oh, Canyonero. Go ahead. Drool all you want. You can't hurt that finish. Now, rainwater- that'll strip it right off.

Gil:No! Wait! Ah, no! You can't take my sale! My wife's gonna leave me if I don't start bringing in the green. Come on. Let me have this one, Stan. I'm begging you. Look at me. I'm begging you, Stan.

Gil:Whose voice is that? Is that Fred?

Gil:Hi! Are you interested in a subscription to the Shopper? Low introductory rates! No, you gotta help ol' Gil. What's it gonna take to keep you on the phone? Dance for ya? But you wouldn't even see it. You- [Chuckling] All right. I'm dancin'!

Gil:Gil's moving up to the big leagues, boy. Oh, my back.

AA Leader · Gil:And that's when you realized you were an alcoholic? / Oh, no, I never touch the stuff. But you don't have to be drunk to know the value of Amway.

Gil:Oh, I've made too many enemies selling suckless vacuum cleaners and Rick James Bibles.

Gil:Ah, look at that corn. Old Gil's hard work is finally paying off. Well, at least I got my health.

Gil:Bart, a rising star like you needs a manager, and Gil's your guy! Oh, I'm a jazz daddy from way back. With the skit-skat skittily boom-de-boom, and the ding-dong daddy... Is that jazz? That's jazz, right? Cha-cha-cha with the curly fries.

Gil:Real nice laughing at an old man's pain

Gil:You knew the deal

Lisa · Gil:Peace on earth? What? No! I-I mean, that's a given

Gil:I couldn't walk very fast, though I'd learn if that's what it takes

Gil:Taking back that doll would break a little girl's heart on Christmas Eve. I made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I would never do that

Gil:Could you swing by my ex-wife's place? I want her to see me riding in a car

Homer · Gil:You're getting a cab, old man. In fact, I believe I see it now. / But I don't see a cab

Gil:Jazzin' around the Christmas tree / It's a skit skat holiday

Gil:I figured since you invited me to stay, I might as well go down to the bus locker and get my stuff

Gil:They're always running!

Gil:A spider bite, or as I like to call it, a 'Christmas kiss'

Gil:You're gonna put me out on Christmas day, huh? Well, that's all right

Gil:I just hope that weird priest with the runny eye ain't serving soup

Gil:That desert air's gonna give the ol' one-two to my bronchitis

Gil:your life can go to Hell pretty quick

Gil:As long as I got a cup of coffee and a tomorrow on the calendar, ol' Gil's comin' back

Gil:I'm seeing the whole butcher shop

Gil:watch ol' Gil take her from furious to curious

Gil:I can't live in this!

Bank robber · Gil:We didn't plan for this, man. We didn't plan for this. / Ol' Gil's here for his first day as security guard. Oh, boy...