Jimbo

Jimbo:You're witty

Jimbo:Five-finger discount, man

Jimbo:It looks like a guy with a switchblade stuck in his back

Jimbo:Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man

Nelson · Jimbo:-That's my seat. -Correction, was your seat.

Nelson · Jimbo:But I only got up to go to the can. I don't see your name on this barstool.

Jimbo · Ned:Aren't you a little old for this? You're not even wearing costumes. Hand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house.

Jimbo:When I find out who hit me with ball I'm going to tear them a new..!

Nelson · Bart · Jimbo:Come on, Bart. Ride me. I better not. [Imitating Chicken] He's insulting both of us.

Jimbo:Yeah, nice shoes, uh, two feet. Yeah.

Jimbo · Principal Skinner:We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-principal. - That's not true. I can buy a new pair. - No, I can't. I needed those. I really did.

Jimbo:Isn't it amazing, the same day you got a pool is the same day we realized we liked you?

Jimbo:Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

Jimbo:It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.

Jimbo:Four-finger discount, dude. Shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark!

Jimbo:Look what I swiped from Try-N-Save. It's a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow.

Homer · Jimbo:Well, not really, because yours is just a piece of extension cord.

Jimbo:Hey, he's turning left!

Jimbo:Crumb-bums? Nobody calls me a crumb-bum!

Jimbo:You're broadcasting geek rays over the entire valley.

Skinner · Jimbo:and Jimbo, the school bully... who will administer noogies and nipple twisters. I look forward to whaling on all of you.

Jimbo · Kearney · Ralph:Hey, loser, this planet's for space studs. Yeah, blast off. I know you. My daddy took your beer.

Jimbo:Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

Jimbo:Check it out, guys. It's dork and dorker.

Jimbo:Yeah, well, I hope the irony's not lost on you, Simpson.

Jimbo · Kearney:Look like Milhouse's mom finally threw out his blankie. He'll pay a lot to get this back. Especially when we send it to him piece by piece.

Nelson · Jimbo · Dolph:Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection.

Jimbo:She? Sorry. We don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch. And sometimes we fall in love.

Dolph · Jimbo · Kearney:His name's Gunnar, and he's dating my mom. Sometimes, he buys us beer. I thought Kearney was dating your mom. Hey, she came on to me!

Dolph · Jimbo · Kearney:Sometimes, he buys us beer. I thought Kearney was dating your mom. Hey, she came on to me!

Jimbo · Martin:Give me your lunch money! But it's after lunch. It's just an expression. Like 'kick your butt' could involve no kicking whatsoever.

Jimbo:This is great. It's darker than a French chick's armpit.

Jimbo:Hey, idiot, you're fat, and your mom is naked on the Internet. You also smell.

Jimbo:Oh, man. This is every effigist's worst nightmare.

Jimbo:Good evening, dumb-asses. Tonight our guest is oscar nominee william H. Macy.

Jimbo · Lisa · Jimbo · Jimbo:You have Toilet paper on your shoe. / yeah, I guess I do. I'm going to call you 'Toilet.' / My name isn't Toilet. It's Jake. / Hey, a talking toilet!

Jimbo:Hey, every joke has a kernel of truth!

Jimbo · Other bullies:I thought we're gonna light spiders on fire. We're over here.

Jimbo:Dude, don't lose it in the workplace. We already on thin ice with Mr. Friedman.

Jimbo · Nelson:When you leave, what happens to your rule about not whaling on customers? That rule leaves with me.

Jimbo · Dolph:Let's go over to the Sunshine pre-school and wail on toddlers. / Yeah, we'll jump 'em while they're napping.

Jimbo:Oh, you are so dead you're alive.

Jimbo:My fun bags! Please, have mercy! I always thought you were the coolest dork.

Jimbo:Opening the cup on your weirdo pills?

Jimbo · Dolph:Let's spit in the coffee pots. I call hazelnut.

Jimbo:six weeks of bottled farts

Jimbo · Carol:Put a top on, Mom! Everyone's seen your implants. But the doctor said the air will help them... Just go!

Jimbo:Scram... boiled eggs would be lovely for breakfast, Mother.

Jimbo:And it totally isn't.

Jimbo:Smell you later. Three minutes later, to be exact.

Jimbo:Hey, loser, your mom called.

Jimbo · Milhouse:Why aren't you crying? I wish I could cry. Tears would cleanse my soul.

Jimbo:Eh, what's the point?

Jimbo:Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus, only real.

Nelson · Jimbo:Martin was afraid of heights. What's he doing on a cliff? It don't add up. / Hey, look who's trying to add.

Jimbo:'Bash here'? I love a kid that comes with directions.

Jimbo:You're the reason I can't carry toothpaste on an airplane!

Jimbo · Kearney · Bart:Kearney, can you read it back? [Extended recursive reading]

Jimbo · Bart:a dare has been placed on your nards. My nards accept.

Kearney · Jimbo · Bart:Kearney reading back the entire conversation verbatim including dialogue tags

Dolph · Jimbo:This place is where we came after my bar mitzvah. You said you weren't having one. Uh, it was just family.