Character Analysis
Maggie
Played by Julie Kavner
41 jokes across 32 episodes of The Simpsons
9.7
41
6.9
6.6
Character Comedy
Maggie delivers 41 scored jokes across 32 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 9.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Maggie Lines
Maggie:Daddy.
Maggie:That raccoon stole my lamb chop!
Marge · Homer · Maggie:Your daughter barely knows who you are! / That's ridiculous. Who's your daddy, Maggie? Who's your daddy?
Maggie · Homer:Dad? / Sorry, Maggie.
Maggie:Daddily-doodily.
All Jokes — 40 total
Homer · Maggie:Homer gets stuck under a toy that keeps repeating 'I like to play with you' while his back is injured
Bart · Lisa · Maggie:Itchy and Scratchy have lost their edge. / It's a nice message of sharing. / I think it sucks.
Maggie · Homer · Maggie:I want to suck your nose. / Hooga-booga, hooga-booga. / I'm scared.
Maggie:Lavish attention on me... and entertain me.
Maggie:I have soiled myself. How embarrassing.
Maggie · Homer · Herb:I want what the dog's eating. / D'oh! / I'll get you... something nice.
Maggie:Daddy.
Homer · Maggie:The boy's 10 years old. Let's focus our energy on Lisa and the other one. What's your problem?
Lisa · Maggie:See, Maggie? See the fun box? No! My box! My box!
Maggie:That raccoon stole my lamb chop!
Homer · Maggie:but you're a very old man now... and old people are useless. Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? / [Giggling] Yes, they are! Yes, they are!
Homer · Maggie:D'oh! [electrical buzzing and explosion from dangerous toy]
Maggie:Daddily-doodily.
Maggie:There's no perfect crime.
Maggie · Lisa · Marge:Whee! Whee! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Lisa, please!
Lisa · Maggie · Bart:[Lisa] Yes! A Maggie-oop! [Buzzing] Mm-hmm. - Hey, that's cheating!
Maggie · Homer:Maggie drives away in car, Homer gets dragged behind making 'Ow!' sounds
Marge · Maggie:Burly? I bought the wrong brand, Maggie.
Maggie:Don't try to pin this on me, sister.
Homer · Maggie:I'll show you how they get on a horse where I come from. - Daddy, I need upsies. - Coming, sweetie.
Maggie:[BRITNEY SPEARS' 'OOPS!... I DID IT AGAIN' PLAYING] Oops!... I did it again I played with your heart Got lost in the game
Moe · Maggie:Moe dislocates his arm to entertain Maggie
Moe · Maggie:Moe puts orange in his mouth like Vito Corleone and growls at Maggie
Homer · Maggie:Give Daddy the remote, Maggie. Give Daddy the... D'oh! / Oh, wise guy, eh?
Maggie:Rice. Why not caviar?
Marge · Maggie:Daddy's on fire. Daddy's not on fire. Daddy's on fire-- daddy's not on fire. Daddy's on fire... daddy's not on fire! (Whines) okay, fine, he is. (Squeals)
Maggie:Stop struggling and get in my mouth, jerks!
Marge · Maggie:Maggie using the Bible inappropriately (presumably as a teething toy or to scratch with)
Maggie · Marge:It's a mugger! I'll hand over all my hugs and kisses.
Maggie:Larry Flynt? Larry Flynt? Larry Flynt? Larry Flynt, Larry Flynt, Larry Flynt?!
Maggie:Maggie singing 'Shout!' to stay awake instead of going to sleep
Marge · Maggie:There's a bee on Maggie. Okay, Maggie, just calmly and carefully back away.
Maggie:Beehive! Blueberries!
Maggie · Homer:Dad? / Sorry, Maggie.
Bart · Maggie:Lead-based toys! Lead-based toys! Sit on a bench! Sit on a bench!
Maggie · Store employee:Doctor. - Okay... nurse it is. Professor. - Kindergarten teacher. - Chef! - Lunch lady! - CEO! Secretary to a CEO.
Homer · Maggie:Hmm, to spare, eh? Marge, your back is so sweaty. I'm starting to slip off.
Maggie:Evil triumphs again.
Marge · Homer · Maggie:Your daughter barely knows who you are! / That's ridiculous. Who's your daddy, Maggie? Who's your daddy?
Maggie · Homer · Marge:Ja. Ja. Maggie's first words are in Ogdenvillese! Now do you see, Marge? Now do you see why we must build that fence? Build it, Homie! Make it as tall as the sky and deeper than Hell.