Character Analysis
Rod
Played by Pamela Hayden
39 jokes across 25 episodes of The Simpsons
18
39
7.3
7.0
Character Comedy
Rod delivers 39 scored jokes across 25 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 18.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Rod Lines
Rod · Ned:I'm gay, daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay! I believe he's saying he's okay.
Rod · Todd:She made us feel happy. And not church-happy. For real happy.
Ned · Rod · Todd:Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy? Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs. [Together] Yea!
Ned · Rod:Sin of pride, Roddy. I'm sorry. Sin of regret.
Rod · Todd:And could you ask mommy to come to daddy in a dream and tell him how to cut our sandwiches? And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers. But we forgive her.
All Jokes — 28 total
Bart · Rod · Tod:Rod, Tod, this is God. How did you get on the radio? What do you mean? I created the universe, stupid kids.
Rod · Ned · Tod:Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet? I think it's Mom's turn, son. Oh, no fair.
Ned Flanders · Todd · Rod:Tiptop-notch! - Okilly-dokilly. Thankilly-dankilly. - Greatalicious. - Scrumpdiddlerific. Fine and dandy like sour candy!
Maude · Maude · Rod:I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise. / Oh, my gosh! Look at Rod! / I have a headache!
Rod · Rod · Ned:Look, Daddy. Todd is stupid, and I'm with him. / And now Mommy's stupid! [Laughs] Looking good, Rod. Looking good.
Rod · Todd:Daddy says dice are wicked. We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
Rod · Todd:[Both] Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth!
Lisa · Rod · Todd:Don't worry. A moth is no more harmful than a ladybug. A ladybug? [Screaming]
Rod · Todd:Look, Daddy. I'm the jealous jockey. - I'm a torso.
Lisa · Rod:Rod, ladies pick first. Okay. I choose... Todd.
Ned · Rod · Todd:Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy? Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs. [Together] Yea!
Ned · Rod · Todd:Cost us a bundle too. I guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year. Yea! Imagination Christmas!
Rod · Todd:I got a pogo stick. I got a hula hoop
Ned · Rod · Todd:My Satan-sense is tingling. Into the root cellar, boys! When can we come out? Maybe never. Yay! Yay!
Ned · Rod · Todd:Well, boys, good thing we brought the eye soap. ROD & TODD: Ow! The burning is love.
Rod · Todd · Ned:Hey, daddy baby. - We're movie producers now. - And we're Jewish. ROD & TODD: Yay! [SCREAMS]
Rod · Todd:- That's us. - Hurray!
Ned · Rod:Sin of pride, Roddy. I'm sorry. Sin of regret.
Ned · Rod · Ned:That tears it. Boys, put on your goody two shoes! We're moving back to Springfield! But I have a girlfriend! - Now you got a pen pal.
Marge · Rod · Todd:Okay, game over. It's a tie. That means we both come in second. We're number two!
Rod · Todd:I'm a chimpmunk. I eat nuts without saying grace. I'm a permission slip.
Rod · Todd:And could you ask mommy to come to daddy in a dream and tell him how to cut our sandwiches? And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers. But we forgive her.
Bart · Rod · Todd:What's wrong with your teeter-totter? Daddy says up and down see-saws are dangerous. Chocks?! Why don't we try it... freestyle.
Ned Flanders · Rod:Call me ned zeppelin, but is one of my boys abrased and contused? I cut myself on the knife, playing christian clue. The secular humanist did it in the schoolhouse with misinformation!
Rod · Todd:She made us feel happy. And not church-happy. For real happy.
Bart · Rod:Okay, but don't let our hands touch. It's gay. What's 'gay' mean? It means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Bart · Rod:Okay, but don't let our hands touch. It's gay. What's 'gay' mean? It means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rod · Ned:I'm gay, daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay! I believe he's saying he's okay.