Character Analysis
Snake
57 jokes across 28 episodes of The Simpsons
10.1
57
6.8
6.5
Character Comedy
Snake delivers 57 scored jokes across 28 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 10.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Snake Lines
Snake:I don't like bothering people at home.
Snake:What's that, floating mask? Y-You want me to shoot everyone? Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya. It's a miracle.
Snake:One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Bye!
Snake:Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Premium, dude!
Snake:I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarettes. Then I totally stabbed him.
All Jokes — 53 total
Snake:I didn't steal that copper wire. I just thought they were throwing it out.
Snake:They used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth my skin-- almost sensuous.
Sideshow Bob · Snake:Take care, Snake. May the next time we meet... be under more felicitous circumstances. Ga?
Snake:What the...? Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great.
Snake:Sorry, I was in the can.
Snake:This is the way we mop the floor, mop the floor mop the floor
Snake:There. That's the last condom wrapper.
Snake:One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Bye!
Snake:You took four minutes of my life, and I want them back.
Snake:Good-bye student loan payments.
Snake:Yo, um, I must've, like, fallen on a bullet... and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
Homer · Mayor Quimby · Snake:Freeze, bad guy! Vote Quimby! Okay, man. Don't shoot. Chill.
Homer · Snake:I know I said that, but what I secretly meant was- Yoink!
Snake:I call brutality on you
Snake · Homer:What is that, a six-barrel Holley carb? - You betcha. - Edelbrock intakes? - Nothir but. - Myohoff lifters? - Oh, yeah. - I made that last one up. - I see.
Snake:Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Premium, dude!
Homer · Snake:Lucky thing we landed on this bubble wrap. - [Popping] - Hey, quit hoggir. - Oh, I'm badly hurt.
Unknown character · Snake:Well, let's get eatin'. [Gunshots] All right, all right. Sorry.
Snake:Yo! I told you to stop the music, dudes. I'm serious!
Snake:Okay, I hear that. I hear that, dudes! You too, Gracie music dude!
Snake · Ned · Marge:[Rattles, Hisses] [Screams] - Aaah! - Oh, Ned, I'm so sorry.
Snake · Vendor:Yoink! Ha-ha! Oh- Oh, great! Somebody stop that awful, awful man!
Snake:Let's see how she handles. [Chuckles] Oh, yeah. Tame it, baby.
Snake:Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?
Chief Wiggum · Snake:First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns. Hey, that was self-defense.
Snake:How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?
Snake:You're pretty uptight for a naked chick.
Comic Book Guy · Snake:Whoa! This place has everything... even a Shoplifting Department. What convenience. I'm doin' all my thievin' here.
Snake:Oh, yes! Download to papa. [Beeping] Yoink dot adios, back-slash losers.
Game operator · Snake · Operator · Snake:There's no mallet. You can stop Satan with your faith. My face? You callin' me ugly? No, no, no, no. I think you're beautiful. Oh, that's it!
Snake:What's that, floating mask? Y-You want me to shoot everyone? Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya. It's a miracle.
Snake:I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarettes. Then I totally stabbed him.
Snake:Then I totally stabbed him.
Snake:The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load. And, um, protect you.
Snake:You're dating that old trilobite? Gross!
Snake:I think his name was Gustafson.
Snake:I don't like bothering people at home.
Snake · Homer · Snake · Homer · Snake:You mean a Vandyke? No, a Vandyke has a moustache, doesn't it? I think it can. Are you talking about a soul patch? No! Wait. Maybe.
Homer · Snake:You mean a Vandyke? No, a Vandyke has a moustache, doesn't it? I think it can. Are you talking about a soul patch?
Snake:I'm sorry. I can't live without passion.
Snake:Uh, if you two country hens are finished clucking... I'd like to buy a copy of Jugs and Ammo.
Snake:It's darker than a French chick's armpit
Snake · Lou:Hey, you're not John Ritter. - And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo
Snake:If they're smart, kent, they'll stay off the main roads. It's all here in my book-- 'ten habits of highly successful criminals.'
Snake:Tell them I'll be on conan thursday, with heather locklear and third-eye blind.
Snake:The only reason we don't move out of this dunghill is because of my court-ordered ankle bracelet. / I'm here! I'm here! Quit buggin' me.
Board Member · Snake:Why do you come to these meetings? Free water.
Snake:I totally have a donation for them. Coins money gold!
Snake:could you be any more pre-columbian?
Snake:And who would suspect me, professor Jailbird?!
Snake:The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree
Snake · Chief Wiggum · Snake:You wanted a pow-wow, Chief? / I know you've been dealing drugs at the high school. / I ain't gonna pin no tail on no donkey.
Chief Wiggum · Snake:Batman's gonna be there. / Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman?! I ain't messin' with no caped crusader!