Character Analysis
Students
Played by Russi Taylor
33 jokes across 26 episodes of The Simpsons
4.1
33
6.6
6.4
Escalation
Students delivers 33 scored jokes across 26 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 4.1. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Students Lines
Teacher · Students:Children, help! He's killing me! [Cheering]
Students · Vending Machine:Don't hate the flavors. Participate! / The machine is right. / Don't be a victim. Swallow snacks! / It's fun to obey the machine.
Students:That's not enough! We demand more asbestos! More asbestos!
Students:All hail the queen!
Students · Student:Toilet is Lisa?! / We've been Yentl'd!
All Jokes — 34 total
Bart · Students:I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! l-- Kissed the teacher?!
Students:Vandalism fans, hold on to your hats. He'll never get away with it. He just goes too far.
Students:That's not enough! We demand more asbestos! More asbestos!
Student · Mrs. Krabappel · Students:Hey! Look at me! I'm Skinner's body. / That is not funny. / I heard he's buried under his parking spot. / I heard he was ground into hamburger for lunch. / I heard Bart had him killed.
Students:We won! Yea! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Students:I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this course. - What the heck was that lab fee for?
Bart · Students:Hey, everybody! Whoa! Look at me! I'm over here! Turn this way right now! Hey, it's Bart! And he's doing stuff! Oh, I can't take my eyes off him. Look what he's doing.
Lisa · Students:Tito Puente! Tito Puente!
Student · Lisa · Students:Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa? - Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot. - She admitted it! She admitted she's gonna marry a carrot!
Bart · Students:I love you, Edna Krabappel. [Class laughs] Bart's gonna marry the teacher! Where are you registered, Simpson?
Lisa · Students:And then Bart opened the door, and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing! [Gasps] And swearing!
Lisa · Homer · Students:They're just like the terra-cotta warriors of Xi'an. They sure are. [Groaning]
Students · Bart:Uh, hey, Simpson, what are you doing out here? Nothin'. Nothin'? Doesn't look like nothin'. Oh, yeah? Well, um, what are you doing out here? Uh... also nothin'
Students · Lisa:We're gonna make your life a living hell for the rest of the semester. But graduation's in three hours
Students:And bone we will. [All Laughing]
Nelson · Students:Hey, Simpson. Race ya. First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money. What? Go apple! Go orange! Go banana!
Lisa · Students:I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's. Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow! She really is hungry.
Robot · Students:Larry: 3.2 kilograms. - Fascinating! - Ah.
Teacher · Students:Children, help! He's killing me! [Cheering]
Students:D.M.Y. - What's D.M.Y.? - 'Don't mess yourself.' - Ew! Yeah. That's why we changed it to D.M.Y.
Students:It's like a hamburger milk shake! Here comes a grease ball! [Grunts]
Students · Milhouse:Hey, look at those dogs going at it! I wanna see 'em! I wanna see 'em! Fightin' over a fan belt. Dogs are outstanding.
Homer · Principal Skinner · Students:Remember to rebel against authority, kids! - Don't listen to him, children. - We already did.
Students · Principal Skinner:[All] Yea! Oh, you're cheering now. But someday you'll- Yea! I'm just gonna stop trying. Yea!
Little Vicki · Students:Now this may hurt a lot. What am I saying, 'may'? [Both Gasp] / Ow! / Now that's a happy face.
teacher · students:Now, class, I want you to be creative with your video projects. I don't want to see 30 Blair Witch knockoffs.
Students:Twenty-five thousand dollars a year! Whoa! He's a millionaire!
Lisa · Students:What about gym? Meh.
Students · Vending Machine:Don't hate the flavors. Participate! / The machine is right. / Don't be a victim. Swallow snacks! / It's fun to obey the machine.
Students:All hail the queen!
Students:Look, a new kid! Get him!
Students · Student:Toilet is Lisa?! / We've been Yentl'd!
Students:Our president's a real loser! Yeah. A loser... like us! He proves you don't have to be popular to have everyone like you!
Students:Taken! Occupied! Hurling!