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TV announcer · Bart/Lisa:Remember, she may be using a clever alias... / Botz!

TV Announcer:They'll feed him dinner through a tube. Hope they can fit a turkey in there.

TV Announcer:A stadium's too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody cares!

TV Announcer:We'll teach you to lower your bill by making your own Band-Aids.

TV Announcer:Live, from New Orleans. This is the World Series of Cockfighting! Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou tonight.

TV announcer:You're watching Top Hat Entertainment. Adult programming all day, every day. Except in Florida and Utah.

TV Announcer:Assault. Manslaughter. Stealing cable TV!

TV Announcer:the Rough Riders who scored only four rouges all last season

TV Announcer:Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony Jane Seymour as the woman he loved and Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson.

TV announcer:Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father? And didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad... until they got run over by the thresher?

TV Announcer:The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy.

TV Announcer · Homer:It's no good, and you know what we say... Every time something strange happens-- it's good that Bart did that. It's very good.

TV announcer:An elephant who never forgets... to brush!

TV announcer:Where everybody wins! Actual odds of winning: one in 380 million. The lottery-- exploiter of the poor and ignorant.

TV Announcer:We call it the Good Morning Burger.

TV announcer:Many of the other women represent countries that don't have swimming pools.

TV Announcer:Tonight on Wings-- Ah, who cares?

TV Announcer:And we'll visit a nudist camp... for animals.

TV Announcer:But, first, a look at the local holiday that was called... distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, 'Whacking Day.'

TV announcer:Did fooling around on their wives make them great? We'll find out next when we play ''Hail to the Cheat.''

TV Announcer:Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber. Starring Dennis Franz.

TV Announcer:Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations...as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

TV Announcer:Speedway Squad! In color.

TV Announcer:Mad About Shoe

TV Announcer:1969- man walks on the moon. 1971 - man walks on the moon... again. Then for a long time, nothing happened. Until tonight.

TV Announcer · Family:[Man Announcing] You are watching Fox. [Together] We are watching Fox.

TV Announcer:You've seen the movie. Now meet a real-life Noah. Only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal.

TV Announcer:Blacula, followed by Blackenstein... and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.

TV Announcer:please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di's funeral

TV Announcer:Robots be right back.

TV announcer:The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow... and to please stop calling.

TV Announcer · Faceless Man:A man who holds the current record for least amount of faces, with none! Help me!

TV Announcer:You'll also see the world's smelliest tumor!

TV Announcer:Plus, you'll meet a dog who can't predict anything.

TV Announcer:Then three other things.

TV announcer:Gentlemen, start your envy!

TV announcer:Artie made mega bucks with a revolutionary invention, a converter that changes that horrible modem noise into easy listening music.

TV announcer:Also available with lyrics.

TV Announcer:Instead we bring you The Boring World of Niels Bohr.

TV Announcer:We now return to Robo Trouble. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, Robot Rumble.

TV Announcer:Our attendants can take 10 years off your face... and stick it in your boobs.

TV Announcer:It's also for vain, effeminate men.

TV Announcer:Uncle Slam has defeated Osama bin Rotten... Here comes Secretary of Hate, Colin Kapow!

TV Announcer:Kent Brockman, who's contractually permitted to replace himself with a cardboard cutout. The real Kent is in a rehab clinic. We all wish him the best... Again.

TV Announcer:We'll also show you how to turn a shoebox into a you-box.

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TV Announcer:On FOX, the home of promiscuous idiots.

TV Announcer:You know, Black Dracula is now a Congressman from Virginia.

TV announcer · Moe:How could you afford this? I hustled a lot of pool. Uh, hey, you want to play? I got to warn you, I ain't that good.

TV Announcer:And with 37 starting players out with the flu, the Oakland Raiders have turned to drunks conscripted from local bars.

Homer · TV Announcer:And they pay handsomely for the privilege? / They could. But you'd have to be a real money-grubber to charge friends and neighbors... $15 for your kids to get infected! Now with the Pox-Box.

TV Announcer:And bodell jenks the third crashes into bodell jenks! The winner is Bodell Jenks, junior!

TV Announcer:And the Pecker Brothers, Danny and Dell!