Character Analysis
Todd
Played by Nancy Cartwright
32 jokes across 22 episodes of The Simpsons
15
32
7.3
7.0
Character Comedy
Todd delivers 32 scored jokes across 22 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 15.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Todd Lines
Rod · Todd:She made us feel happy. And not church-happy. For real happy.
Ned · Rod · Todd:Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy? Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs. [Together] Yea!
Rod · Todd:And could you ask mommy to come to daddy in a dream and tell him how to cut our sandwiches? And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers. But we forgive her.
Ned · Rod · Todd:Well, boys, good thing we brought the eye soap. ROD & TODD: Ow! The burning is love.
Todd · Ned:I'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses. One problem at a time, boy.
All Jokes — 25 total
Todd:Toodley doodley.
Bart · Todd:Who wants character? Let's quit. -Okay.
Todd:Lies make Baby Jesus cry.
Ned Flanders · Todd:I might go mad with fear out there, so, Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in. - Okay, Dad.
Ned Flanders · Todd · Rod:Tiptop-notch! - Okilly-dokilly. Thankilly-dankilly. - Greatalicious. - Scrumpdiddlerific. Fine and dandy like sour candy!
Rod · Todd:Daddy says dice are wicked. We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
Rod · Todd:[Both] Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth!
Lisa · Rod · Todd:Don't worry. A moth is no more harmful than a ladybug. A ladybug? [Screaming]
Rod · Todd:Look, Daddy. I'm the jealous jockey. - I'm a torso.
Ned · Rod · Todd:Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy? Looks like it. Run and get Daddy's exorcism tongs. [Together] Yea!
Ned · Rod · Todd:Cost us a bundle too. I guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year. Yea! Imagination Christmas!
Rod · Todd:I got a pogo stick. I got a hula hoop
Bart · Todd:Can we borrow your woodpecker? - I guess so. But we need him back by 6:00. It's his birthday.
Ned · Todd:But to build an amusement park, you need lots of money and manpower and turnstiles. But Mommy wanted it.
Ned · Rod · Todd:My Satan-sense is tingling. Into the root cellar, boys! When can we come out? Maybe never. Yay! Yay!
Ned · Rod · Todd:Well, boys, good thing we brought the eye soap. ROD & TODD: Ow! The burning is love.
Sara · Todd:You guys are jamming. Ah! Daddy, she swore.
Rod · Todd · Ned:Hey, daddy baby. - We're movie producers now. - And we're Jewish. ROD & TODD: Yay! [SCREAMS]
Rod · Todd:- That's us. - Hurray!
Todd · Ned:I'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses. One problem at a time, boy.
Marge · Rod · Todd:Okay, game over. It's a tie. That means we both come in second. We're number two!
Rod · Todd:I'm a chimpmunk. I eat nuts without saying grace. I'm a permission slip.
Rod · Todd:And could you ask mommy to come to daddy in a dream and tell him how to cut our sandwiches? And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers. But we forgive her.
Bart · Rod · Todd:What's wrong with your teeter-totter? Daddy says up and down see-saws are dangerous. Chocks?! Why don't we try it... freestyle.
Rod · Todd:She made us feel happy. And not church-happy. For real happy.