Marky

He joined al-Qaeda. / And I only signed up 'cause he was giving away a free beard brush.

A bunch of deranged bees chased him out of a tree and he fell to his death.

Coincidence? / That's not a coincidence. / Yes, it is

So this guy all the way to that guy back there, that's just a piece of wood I stick in there.

No. I have no idea what you look like. I have this condition called face blindness.

Also wanted to make sure you weren't a dude. I can tell with voices usually, but some guys, they'll fool you if that's what they want to do.

I thought you were taking a dump. I must have scared the (BLEEP) off that lady in the bathroom when I threw the door open and told her I loved her.

It's not DeBrie, Ma Bark. It's Lindsay. I just cut off my hair.

You really are color-blind. Face-blind.

The strong will become the weak. But I think I overdid it first on the maca, because I ended up seeing two of him.

That lizard bastard bit me! God! Who keeps numbing these desert animals?

Come on, Cindy. / What do you think? / Ugh. Smells weird in here. What is that? / I think it's just... not urine.

Cindy? You okay? Look, Lindsay, Cindy already marked the master.

How was beg? / Beg was good. I found sometres lechescake.

Did you take the silver glitter? / Nope. I mean, I'd say check the junk drawer, but I can't differentiate anymore.

Blue in the face, yeah. That's better than what I had, actually. I was gonna say they'd be covered in ink and glitter.

That's a face? Everything I do is wrong.

I'm the straightest guy you know! Why does every man feel like they have to say that to me?

What's the worst that can happen? [Cut to chaos with ostrich]

If you see a woman named Lindsay, tell her to bail me out. I'll do my best, sir.

They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism.

Jail's a lot like Swappigans, except there's only one thing to swap. It's scary.

Anus tart. Yep, that's me.

You wouldn't believe the scallops they're throwing away here, but I got out of that Dumpster my way.