Indian Takers

I don't remember Vuitton having two E's.

Best bag on the mountain... $120. You just bought the best bag on the mountain.

Lindsay was on a spiritual journey to let go of all possessions and to find something cute to keep her stuff in.

I'm just not that into older women.

If I'd told them we were taking a bunch of gays out there to get married, they'd have thrown me a parade.

Yeah, I don't think your record on that issue is going to back that up, Mom.

At least I was able to turn my Queen around.

None taken. This is Tobias Fünke, who should have taken more.

Kenny, Chet, Curtis, Mike, Bix, and Gator are over here.

Sorry. I was thinking of Mike, the hot seaman.

Is that a gall see? No, it's just a fallacy

Yeah, we should end it. / Let's give it another shot. To the head. Kill it. Yes.

Stay in your lane, anus tart!

a self-cleaning litter box in case she ever got a cat, and an inflatable hat box in case she ever got a hat

No. It wasn't a cow. It was just a tourist.

Oh, no, anything under a small is considered a David Spade.

There's a pool? It's hard to tell because there are so many people in it, but yes, it is a pool.

You are so full of (BLEEP). Yeah, yeah. Although, in my culture, 'full of (BLEEP)' is kind of like a dig.

This bag is as fake as you are. Well, how do I learn? Just look at the spelling.

She had. It was just too crowded to see the water.

I just talked to the shaman, just right back at... Coincidence?

Would you take a grimace?

Stop with the prayer hands. It just looks like you're out of ideas. Seriously, shoot me if you ever catch me doing that.

No, Michael. I'm not a whore. I don't get any of the money until after I do the disgusting thing.

I got the part.

NINJA, please!

That way, we have it... That way, you'll have it... That way, you have it.

Now, that's John Beard, he's on television. No one's gonna look down on you just 'cause you have less than John Beard.

God, they grow up so slowly.

'Suckled at her champagne glass breasts' isn't a joke?

And I want to smell the suds.

good luck getting that (BLEEP) raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, because I never could.

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm such a star (BLEEP) that I didn't pay attention to anything he said!

And that was with me picturing fudge.

Well, that's an easy one. You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown. / No, Mame.

'Garden Grove Methodone Clinic.'

He joined al-Qaeda. / And I only signed up 'cause he was giving away a free beard brush.

A bunch of deranged bees chased him out of a tree and he fell to his death.

That's why I swiped that methadone tray.

Oh, no. He just took some methadone. He thought he was driving with a cocktail tray.

Those were wetlands? That explains our Thanksgiving miracle.

It's a miracle!

Coincidence? / That's not a coincidence. / Yes, it is

Live truthfully. Skate through life.

So this guy all the way to that guy back there, that's just a piece of wood I stick in there.

No. I have no idea what you look like. I have this condition called face blindness.

Also wanted to make sure you weren't a dude. I can tell with voices usually, but some guys, they'll fool you if that's what they want to do.

I thought you were taking a dump. I must have scared the (BLEEP) off that lady in the bathroom when I threw the door open and told her I loved her.

I have the worst (BLEEP) shaman.

Great. Even cuter.

Could I get some more of that acting juice?