Helena

Where are you from? - Bakersfield. - I'm sorry? - Bakersfield. No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.

Look, a standing ovation already. So early in the show.

What's your name? Chandler. Chandler? What an unusual name. You must have had terribly fascinating parents. Oh, they're a hoot.

I'm not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.

So, you're bald.

Then I wouldn't miss it for the world.

I'm getting all misty here. You'd think I was having my legs waxed or something.

When I was growing up, I played the one on the far left.