Sandra

Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? I guess that's the fun.

The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.

If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink. Believe me, sometimes that happens.

There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello. Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.

I'm, uh, considering leaving your father.

See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.

Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?

What's new in sex?

You didn't marry your Barry, honey. But I married mine.

I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet.