Will

Yeah, I'm gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.

God, I hated her.

And I'm here to tell you something. You can eat and eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void.

God, we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?

Oh, I'll be fine. It's just... God, I hate her, Ross. I hate her.

My two greatest enemies, Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

[Will mouths 'I hate you' while Rachel thinks he's flirting]

You are unbelievable.

Queen Rachel, does whatever she wants in her little Rachel-land.

Screw it. Bring on the yams.

Me and Ross.

No need to point. She knows who Ross is.

You went out with her? We had a pact.

Then why did it have the word 'eternity' in it?

Cofounded.

Uh, except that it was really the 'I Hate Rachel Club.'

We said your parents flipped a coin...decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.

So you knocked her up but you're not gonna marry her. Dude.