Character Analysis
Councilman Dexhart
Played by Kevin Symons
14 jokes across 2 episodes of Parks and Recreation
5.5
14
7.3
7.3
Absurdist
Dexhart delivers 14 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 5.5. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dexhart Lines
Dexhart:I got the babysitter pregnant, then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet, as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant.
Dexhart · Leslie:She has a mole on her right buttock. What? That is a total lie. You've never seen my butt.
Dexhart:I really didn't think that Miss Knope would pull down her pants on TV, but since she did, I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false.
Dexhart:I don't want to go into the details, but let me just say that it involves multiple women, a love child, nurses, rabbis, priests...
Dexhart:everything I just told you was just a funny prank.
All Jokes — 11 total
Dexhart:I don't want to go into the details, but let me just say that it involves multiple women, a love child, nurses, rabbis, priests...
Dexhart:I am being supported, of course, by the Glitter Factory and 1-800-Mattress.
Dexhart:I got the babysitter pregnant, then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet, as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant.
Dexhart:Was it the liver lady?
Dexhart:everything I just told you was just a funny prank.
Dexhart:You're like a glass of whole milk. What are you, Lutheran? I love Lutherans.
Dexhart:I'm expected at two different maternity wards.
Dexhart:People already think we did it. You've got nothing to lose. I'm very good.
Dexhart:Honey, let's just keep our private life in the bedroom where it belongs.
Dexhart · Leslie:She has a mole on her right buttock. What? That is a total lie. You've never seen my butt.
Dexhart:I really didn't think that Miss Knope would pull down her pants on TV, but since she did, I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false.