Character Analysis
Garth Blundin
Played by Patton Oswalt
11 jokes across 1 episodes of Parks and Recreation
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Garth
Already, I've done the preserves and chased off an interloping cable installer
Garth beginning his Star Wars filibuster: "Pan down from the twin suns of Tatooine..."
"By that logic, every time I go to bed at night, I am Wolverine."
"A birthing stick." "What's that?" "You do not want to know."
Yes, I will go out on a date with you, but I realize you're a modern woman, so I will let you pay
All Jokes — 11 total
"My name is Garth Blundin, and I object to your ridiculous proposal. Uh, the Pawnee Charter shall not be changed. Not today, not ever!"
Garth beginning his Star Wars filibuster: "Pan down from the twin suns of Tatooine..."
"Imagine those two going up against Robot Chewbacca, 'cause that's gonna happen."
"By that logic, every time I go to bed at night, I am Wolverine."
"You bought X-Men pajamas?" "I won them, madam, in a raffle."
Already, I've done the preserves and chased off an interloping cable installer
"A birthing stick." "What's that?" "You do not want to know."
"Yes, I will go out on a date with you, but I realize you're a modern woman, so I will let you pay."
Yes, I will go out on a date with you, but I realize you're a modern woman, so I will let you pay
Huzzah, I'm Ted! I'm Ted! I'm Ted, too, guys.
"Huzzah, I'm Ted! I'm Ted! I'm Ted, too, guys. Andy! Yeah! He's naked, everybody! Put that away! We're all Ted! Yeah! No, Andy!"