Mona-Lisa Saperstein

Oh, 'day-yay-yam,' it is kind of a sausage party in here. For the record, would hit it, would hit, would hit.

So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.

You are so freaking sexy right now, I could crap my pants.

Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money to do something that is none of your damn beeswax, namely, I need to wax my bee.

Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money to do something that is none of your damn beeswax, namely, I need to wax my bee.

Hey, baby, can I borrow your car for a month? I already lent you my car. Do you not know where my car is? Ugh, I'm so sick of the third degree. It's like dating a cop.

I'm gassy. Let's make out.

We can do this, but I will bite you.

Do you know his ATM pin? 'Cause I cannot crack that little bitch's code.

How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?

Tommy owns his own business. Yeah, but he had to borrow a lot of money, and when you're not around, Tom drinks tap water.

Mm, yeah, 'cause I don't eff with poorsies.

I don't even usually like Puerto Rican chicks. I'm not--I mean, it shouldn't matter, but I'm--

What the mother-effing, c-ing ess-ing, effing k-ing eff is going on right now?

You guys want a threesome. What? No. We do not wanna have a threesome with you. Well, let's not rush to judgment. I mean, I say we hear her out.

I'm bored. Let's go have sex in a tree.

Hey, dingdong! Can I go home? My tum-tum feels gross, and also, I hate working.

Also, a lawyer guy called you. He sounded really sexy on the phone, and I was very into that. Like, I was, like, very into that.

Okay. I frenched my cousin one time.

I might still be in love with him.

Yeah. It's mine.

Psych! Ah, ha, ha. Look at your stupid face. You had a dumdum face.

Do you know how many different pills I take, birth control or otherwise? There is no way that I could be pregnant with a human baby.

No! Your father ruined my last business. Why would you bring him here? Mmm, because you told me to look for VIPs and my daddy is the Vl-est PI know.

Money, please! Money, please. My money, please?

So what's your story again? I mean, like, how married are you? You down to clown? You in that rude mood?

Don't, don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.