Nadia

Which one are you? Uh, slip-and-slide competition. Seriously? No.

Why would you even compete in something like that? It doesn't matter.

Pawnee is like a petri dish of weird diseases. Did you know you have a higher rate of the West Nile virus than the actual Western Nile?

Sorry, West Nile, looks like Pawnee wins again. What else have you beaten the Western Nile in? Cricket. Uh...

What happened to your accent? Oh, yeah. It's gone. Huh. You know, I had a cold recently. I think that may have affected my voice, like, in certain British ways.

You have a cold? Can I feel your glands? Sure. Wow, you are wearing a lot of moisturizer on your throat. Best way to prevent crow's neck.

Is this glitter?

Oh, no. You filled out Form 3208. You were supposed to fill out Form 3248. Oh, God. This is to lease a hangar at the airport.

I probably shouldn't say this, as a doctor. It's probably not cool. But I really hope you all get West Nile virus.

I'm just trying to figure out if acting that insane is, like, romantic, or totally scary. I'll go with romantic.

I'm doing Doctors Without Borders, man. I'm going to Rwanda. / Exactly. That's a stupid vacation.

That's so sweet, but you're basically offering me garbage.

Sorry, Ann. This is on you. You told us to make a memory. / There's your money back. / This is eight dollars.