Klaire

Oh my god, what are you doing here? - Oh. - Okay, so... me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy, we just needed to get away from the city for a bit, and so Vice put out this guide to the most random cities in North America, and we were like, lets him 'em.

This is where you live, isn't it? I'm so sorry I didn't put that together, it's like I completely forgot about you.

Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!

Actually you know what I would love like a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools, I just need to know that it was once hot. Sorry, I'm the worst.

Albany literally makes me wanna kill myself.

Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.

So it would be you, and my dad's ex-wife. But don't worry about her, she's two years younger than us, and like super chill.

Hey, pack your bags, bitch! You're getting' out!

I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about?

Breaking news, we still (bleep) hate her.