
Character Analysis
Sebastien
Played by Sebastien
13 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Sebastien
And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.
There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.
I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit. / I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino.
I think you're brave.
All Jokes — 13 total
This is... exactly how I pictured it.
Look at you... You look really... Healthy.
I think you're brave.
You must be David's girlfriend. / No... / No, I own The Motel, so that makes me more like your landlord? / No. It doesn't.
I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
So brave. / So brave.
I love it. It's just so unassertive. You can't find this in New York City.
Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit. / I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino.
At the motel? And here I thought I gave you very specific instructions to go directly to the cafe. / Ever the renegade.
There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.
Let the field reveal itself to you.
The photos are really haunting. / Haunting. / Sure she'd be thrilled about that adjective.
And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.