Sebastien Raine

When did you date Sebastien Raine? / They dated for like a month and a half and David got very upset about it. / Okay, It was almost three months. Four, if you include the month that he was seeing other people.

He's a monster, who uses people, and leaves them for dead.

Okay, It was almost three months. Four, if you include the month that he was seeing other people.

Remember when he dumped you? And you ate all those mall pretzels, and watched 'Bridget Jones's Diary' every day for a year. / It wasn't a whole year, And I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.

I could cancel, but you just told me you don't care so now I have no choice but to meet him.

He's most likely wearing a very expensive sweater, that doesn't look very expensive. / Is he like, really... Really handsome in a homeless-y way sort of way? Yes.

He's walking. / He's walking. / He's walking towards here. / Where is he walking to? / And now he's coming in / Now he's coming in... and so he's here. / He's here.

This is... exactly how I pictured it.

Look at you... You look really... Healthy.

I think you're brave.

You must be David's girlfriend. / No... / No, I own The Motel, so that makes me more like your landlord? / No. It doesn't.

I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!

So brave. / So brave.

I love it. It's just so unassertive. You can't find this in New York City.

Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit. / I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino.

But, I volunteer to work here. / Because it's your job.

I thought my community service hours would apply but they don't count because their court-ordered.

Um, it's just I have a thing with skin tags and old smells. So I might just need to think on it. / Well, tonight's gonna be fun though, dance lessons! / We'd have to touch them.

Now act like you're talking to me. / I am talking to you. / No. Not like that. It's got to be more conversational.

Tell him that we're doing something together tonight, okay? Tell him... you're taking me for a haircut tonight. / Haircut?

I wouldn't mind playing, Bob. / Really?

Can I ask you something? Um, do you have even the slightest concept of what just happened here?

At the motel? And here I thought I gave you very specific instructions to go directly to the cafe. / Ever the renegade.

You must have used our name.

You must have used our name. / But Sebastien, I was under the impression that you were here just for today for a quick consult...

This is my talk now, shoot later look. So, this visage is off-limits for-for the moment.

There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.

Let the field reveal itself to you.

picturettes, really.

I leaned in! I don't know, David. Why don't you try it... sometime!

Dot, you won't need the Swiffer. / I guess I'll be dancing with Ted.

Although I did think that there would be more of them. / Yeah, well there used to be, but... you know.

Oh, okay, but these ones actually smell like very clean, like baby powder.

Does Dot have arthritis? Because it looks like she's giving me the finger. / Well, she has arthritis, but not in that hand.

Well, she has arthritis, but not in that hand.

Full house. Read 'em and weep. / And I think I come in second because I got a pair of Queens. / There's no second place, Roland.

And I think I come in second because I got a pair of Queens. There's no second place, Roland.

Yeah, I guess it's another trip to Bob's laundromat, right? You know, because he keeps taking us to the cleaners.

But ah, I do miss my wristwatch.

Ahhh. Like if she had an 'accident' or something? / I don't mean bump her off, Roland.

Kosher? / And halal. / Gwen, you called it!

I don't think you want to drive, Roland. / I don't mind. I love driving. / I don't think you do. / Yeah, I don't love driving. Not at night. No! / And I'm drunk.

The photos are really haunting. / Haunting. / Sure she'd be thrilled about that adjective.

And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.

Dear, we know all about the failed engagements.

Is she not cute? / She's not you.

My husband and I were really close friends for 52 years.

I would rather dance with the Swiffer.

Well, Uh... You thought we were cheating? / No! No... I / No offense, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you.

And Roland... well, you know... I don't even know if you know the rules. / I don't know all of them. No.

Oh, I'd love to believe you, but there's a big fat line between charm and bullshit.

Yeah, I'd give it back, but I don't think it'll be of much use to you. It accidentally fell out of your camera into my hand last night. And then fell out of my hand into my drink. And then I stepped on it a lot.

It wasn't just for you. Let's just say we both won.

Those aren't for you. / How's that watch working out for you? / I love it. Thanks.