Ben

Life's too short to waste on you.

Some ugly baby, huh? What did you say? I said, uh... some... snuggly baby.

Well, you know, Elaine, sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice.

Dead bodies really gross me out.

Can't you at least tell them what to do? -Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs? -Right. Elevate your legs.

'Winnie-the-' blank. -Pooh. -Poo.

I always knew that after I became a doctor I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.